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vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani...

Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo,
Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa...........
magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,        &nbs p;      vo chaay ka paani vo teeKha samosaa..........

              

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa,
vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa,
vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa,
vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa,
vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa,
vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka Kissaa.....

             

bimaari ka reason de ke time badhanaa,
vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa,
vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa,
vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa,
vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul,
par vo maa ka vishvas - Teachar ka Bharosaa.....

            

vo pedon ke neeche gappe ladanaa,
vo raaton mein drawing sheets banaanaa,
vo exams ke akhari din theatre mein jaanaa,
vo bhole se freshers ko hamesha sataanaa,
without any reason common off pe jaanaa,
test ke waqt table mein kitabon ko rakhnaa,
isi tarah teachers ko dena Jhansaa........

            

college ki sabse purani nishaanee,
vo chaaywala jise saare kehte the... jaani,
vo jaani ke hathon ki 'cutting' chaay meethee,
vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi,
vo padh tehi chiththi uska bhadakna,
vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka Gussaa.....

       

college ki wo saari lambisi raatein,
vo doston se canteen mein pyaari si baatein,
vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa,
vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa,
bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi,
vo college, vo batein, vo shararatein vo javani...
kaash hum phir dohra sakte kahani......
vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani...

WHO COLLEGE KE DIN.......................



                       
Posted 14 Jan 2005
guest. says
Posted 15 Jan 2005
ONLYARBAB says
Posted 15 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says
kiya huwa rubaba kiya college kay din yaad agaye hain..........
Posted 15 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says
                    
   do read dis but full..............


main kal jaa rahei thee         &n bsp;    
ke meri chappal toot gaee

ab chappal to mochi seeta hai         &nb sp;    
seeta to darzi bhi hai

darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain

rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai

bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai

lohay ki to istiri bhi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai

garam to Custard bhi hota hai
custard to peela hota hai

peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai

anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai

doodh to bhains daiti hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai

kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai

paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai

gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain

machli to achchi hoti hai
achcha to Bander bhi hota hai

bander to bander hota hai
ye mail padhne wale bunder jaisay hotay hain

jo padh kar apna time barbaad karte hain..
well, chillao mat pura padho......

upar wale nay aap ko bhaija to bhaija..
per bhaija to aisa bhaija,
ki bhaije main bhaija hi nahi bheja..
ye mujhe kisi ne bheja..
isliye maine aap ko bheja


       
Posted 15 Jan 2005
friend_16 says
mainay tu nahi parha ...
Posted 15 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says
na paroooooo.......... .....thori hansi hi ajati.............
Posted 17 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.' Doctor : 'What's your problem?' Sardarji : 'I keep forgetting things.' Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?' Sardarji : 'What problem?'






A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"







Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me
to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap


              



Posted 17 Jan 2005
guest. says
Posted 17 Jan 2005
Munna_420 says
funny





Posted 18 Jan 2005
Fairl_Girl says
Posted 18 Jan 2005
Fairl_Girl says
Queen of jb said:

                        
   do read dis but full..............


main kal jaa rahei thee         &n bsp;    
ke meri chappal toot gaee

ab chappal to mochi seeta hai         &nb sp;     
seeta to darzi bhi hai

darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain

rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai

bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai

lohay ki to istiri bhi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai

garam to Custard bhi hota hai
custard to peela hota hai

peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai

anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai

doodh to bhains daiti hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai

kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai

paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai

gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain

machli to achchi hoti hai
achcha to Bander bhi hota hai

bander to bander hota hai
ye mail padhne wale bunder jaisay hotay hain

jo padh kar apna time barbaad karte hain..
well, chillao mat pura padho......

upar wale nay aap ko bhaija to bhaija..
per bhaija to aisa bhaija,
ki bhaije main bhaija hi nahi bheja..
ye mujhe kisi ne bheja..
isliye maine aap ko bheja


       

full bakwas




queen jk
Posted 18 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says
JANUBABY said:

Queen of jb said:

                          
   do read dis but full..............


main kal jaa rahei thee         &n bsp;    
ke meri chappal toot gaee

ab chappal to mochi seeta hai         &nb sp;     
seeta to darzi bhi hai

darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain

rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai

bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai

lohay ki to istiri bhi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai

garam to Custard bhi hota hai
custard to peela hota hai

peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai

anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai

doodh to bhains daiti hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai

kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai

paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai

gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain

machli to achchi hoti hai
achcha to Bander bhi hota hai

bander to bander hota hai
ye mail padhne wale bunder jaisay hotay hain

jo padh kar apna time barbaad karte hain..
well, chillao mat pura padho......

upar wale nay aap ko bhaija to bhaija..
per bhaija to aisa bhaija,
ki bhaije main bhaija hi nahi bheja..
ye mujhe kisi ne bheja..
isliye maine aap ko bheja


       

full bakwas




queen jk




hosakta hai.................but tumhain iss ki pori kahani nahi pata........
Posted 18 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says
Banta Singh's Name!
One day a sardarji was having his morning tea on the 83rd floor of a building in new york. All of a sudden ,a man comes to his room and tells him,"banta,i've got bad news for you. your daughter died today."
So Banta cries out "nehiiii" and jumps out of the window.
On his way down, as he passes the 50th floor, he remembers "oh no, i don't have a daughter".
Further down,on the 25th floor he is suddenly struck by the realization "damn it man, i'm not married".
Finally, 5 floors above the ground, he remembers,"sh*t man,i'm not banta singh."   
Posted 18 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says
Munna_420 said:

funny








Posted 18 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other,

"Are you a little girl or a little boy?"

"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.

"What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby.

"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply.

Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling,

"I'll climb into your crib and find out."

He carefully manoeuvred himself into the other baby's crib, then
quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.

"You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly.

"You're ever so clever," cooed the baby girl, "but how can you tell?"

"It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy,

"you've got pink socks and I've got blue ones."


     HOW SWEET.................
Posted 18 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says
AIK ADMI LANGRAATA HOA AATA HAY USSE DEKH KAR DO DOCTOR AAPAS MAY
JHAGAR TEAN HAY AIK KEHTA HAY K US KI HADDI TOTH GAI HAI DOSRA BOLTA HAI K
NAHI US KA ANGOTHA NIKAL GAYA HAI DONOON ME KAFI BEHAS HO RAHI HOTI HAI TO
TISRA DOCTOR BOLTA HAI CHALO US SAY HI POCH LAETEY HAIN USSAY POCH TAY HAIN TO
WO BOLATA HAI NAHI NA MERA TO CHAPL TOTA HAY;) HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
Posted 19 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum


kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien apna hi khoon tha
Posted 19 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says



jo chaho ho jaey cocacol A enjoy.....
Posted 20 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says

"Aaj Too Shikaar Kar Ke Hi Jaoon Ga..."
Posted 20 Jan 2005
dost19 says
....good ones


mujhey bhi cocacola peeni hai
Posted 21 Jan 2005
ONLYARBAB says
to piyo na
Posted 24 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU
Posted 26 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says
dost19 said:

....good ones


mujhey bhi cocacola peeni hai



milay milay gisab ko milay gi......
Posted 26 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says
TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !


*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.


*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Posted 26 Jan 2005
shaista says
Queen of jb said:

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU




Posted 26 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says



Posted 26 Jan 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU



yeh meri taraf se dost ke liye
Posted 28 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says
haaaa dekh lo dost.......
Posted 30 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says

Posted 30 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says



date par jana hai moh dhona zarori hai.........
Posted 30 Jan 2005
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