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Queen of jb

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vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani...

Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo,
Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa...........
magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,        &nbs p;      vo chaay ka paani vo teeKha samosaa..........

              

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa,
vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa,
vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa,
vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa,
vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa,
vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka Kissaa.....

             

bimaari ka reason de ke time badhanaa,
vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa,
vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa,
vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa,
vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul,
par vo maa ka vishvas - Teachar ka Bharosaa.....

            

vo pedon ke neeche gappe ladanaa,
vo raaton mein drawing sheets banaanaa,
vo exams ke akhari din theatre mein jaanaa,
vo bhole se freshers ko hamesha sataanaa,
without any reason common off pe jaanaa,
test ke waqt table mein kitabon ko rakhnaa,
isi tarah teachers ko dena Jhansaa........

            

college ki sabse purani nishaanee,
vo chaaywala jise saare kehte the... jaani,
vo jaani ke hathon ki 'cutting' chaay meethee,
vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi,
vo padh tehi chiththi uska bhadakna,
vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka Gussaa.....

       

college ki wo saari lambisi raatein,
vo doston se canteen mein pyaari si baatein,
vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa,
vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa,
bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi,
vo college, vo batein, vo shararatein vo javani...
kaash hum phir dohra sakte kahani......
vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani...

WHO COLLEGE KE DIN.......................



                       
Posted 14 Jan 2005
Queen of jb says
paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......
Posted 12 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
heart__hacker said:

sochty rahain koyii help cheay howii to bata di jeay ga

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa

hmmmm


soch raha hoon




inn say help laynay say acha ...... sochtay raho.................
Posted 12 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......
Posted 12 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

goooooooood
BEST OF LUCK FOR Studies
i am fine thx and i am also busy in Studies

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

how are you paki
and hows health and whats going on>

paki_fan said:

   



hello je
salams
ALLAH TALLAH ka shuker hai app sunaye janab
everything is good by the grace of ALLAH
nothing much busy in studies
what about you

thank u janab
and best of luck to u too
Posted 12 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

sochty rahain koyii help cheay howii to bata di jeay ga

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa

hmmmm


soch raha hoon


theek hai

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......



per asi bhi baat nahin hai kiun hacker sahib
Posted 12 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......


Posted 12 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko
Posted 12 Apr 2005
joker says
kia howa jee
paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......


Posted 12 Apr 2005
joker says
wo jo sub kerty hain
Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

nahii na kuch nahiii bi janty

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

    apna haal yahan to bayan na karooo

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

wo har kaam jo mostly people nahii kerty

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

maslen


app kia kia kertey hain pehley yeh bataye




wo har kaam......for example ye raat ko ulta latak kar soota hai .........


samjhay bhaiya......



mera haal tu sab jante hain tum hara batana zarori tha........




jan kar karain bhi kiya........
Posted 12 Apr 2005
joker says
dosroo ga hoo ga na app ko kasay ho sukta haii
Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......
Posted 12 Apr 2005
joker says
har koyii app ki tara wila to nahii haii na
Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

sochty rahain koyii help cheay howii to bata di jeay ga

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa

hmmmm


soch raha hoon




inn say help laynay say acha ...... sochtay raho.................
Posted 12 Apr 2005
joker says
hum app ki tara nahii hain
Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......
Posted 12 Apr 2005
joker says
Yw
thx jee
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

goooooooood
BEST OF LUCK FOR Studies
i am fine thx and i am also busy in Studies

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

how are you paki
and hows health and whats going on>

paki_fan said:

   



hello je
salams
ALLAH TALLAH ka shuker hai app sunaye janab
everything is good by the grace of ALLAH
nothing much busy in studies
what about you

thank u janab
and best of luck to u too
Posted 12 Apr 2005
joker says
jee bilukl
main thora hii Quen ki tara hoon
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

sochty rahain koyii help cheay howii to bata di jeay ga

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa

hmmmm


soch raha hoon


theek hai

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......



per asi bhi baat nahin hai kiun hacker sahib
Posted 12 Apr 2005
joker says
jee bilkul
paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko
Posted 12 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko



ye sirif assi offerzzz hi kar sakta hai......
Posted 12 Apr 2005
joker says
azma ker dakh loo
app ki tarah nahii hoon gy
Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko



ye sirif assi offerzzz hi kar sakta hai......
Posted 12 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
heart__hacker said:

wo jo sub kerty hain

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

nahii na kuch nahiii bi janty

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

    apna haal yahan to bayan na karooo

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

wo har kaam jo mostly people nahii kerty

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

maslen


app kia kia kertey hain pehley yeh bataye



wo har kaam......for example ye raat ko ulta latak kar soota hai .........


samjhay bhaiya......



mera haal tu sab jante hain tum hara batana zarori tha........




jan kar karain bhi kiya........



kuch apni taraf say bhi kiya karo......
Posted 12 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
heart__hacker said:

azma ker dakh loo
app ki tarah nahii hoon gy

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko



ye sirif assi offerzzz hi kar sakta hai......



soch lo baad main pechtana na paray......
Posted 12 Apr 2005
joker says
apni taraf say kia kroon
Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

wo jo sub kerty hain

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

nahii na kuch nahiii bi janty

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

    apna haal yahan to bayan na karooo

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

wo har kaam jo mostly people nahii kerty

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

maslen


app kia kia kertey hain pehley yeh bataye



wo har kaam......for example ye raat ko ulta latak kar soota hai .........


samjhay bhaiya......



mera haal tu sab jante hain tum hara batana zarori tha........




jan kar karain bhi kiya........



kuch apni taraf say bhi kiya karo......
Posted 12 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......





kiya huwa shan bhaiya...........


Posted 12 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
heart__hacker said:

apni taraf say kia kroon

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

wo jo sub kerty hain

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

nahii na kuch nahiii bi janty

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

    apna haal yahan to bayan na karooo

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

wo har kaam jo mostly people nahii kerty

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

maslen


app kia kia kertey hain pehley yeh bataye



wo har kaam......for example ye raat ko ulta latak kar soota hai .........


samjhay bhaiya......



mera haal tu sab jante hain tum hara batana zarori tha........




jan kar karain bhi kiya........



kuch apni taraf say bhi kiya karo......


jo bhi ho sakay wohi......hoga kuch bhi nahi i know..........
Posted 12 Apr 2005
joker says
khush fhemi
Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

apni taraf say kia kroon

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

wo jo sub kerty hain

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

nahii na kuch nahiii bi janty

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

    apna haal yahan to bayan na karooo

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

wo har kaam jo mostly people nahii kerty

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

maslen


app kia kia kertey hain pehley yeh bataye



wo har kaam......for example ye raat ko ulta latak kar soota hai .........


samjhay bhaiya......



mera haal tu sab jante hain tum hara batana zarori tha........




jan kar karain bhi kiya........



kuch apni taraf say bhi kiya karo......


jo bhi ho sakay wohi......hoga kuch bhi nahi i know..........
Posted 12 Apr 2005
joker says
kuch ker diya na app nain
Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......





kiya huwa shan bhaiya...........


Posted 12 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:


health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......




sorry samgh nahin ayi
Posted 13 Apr 2005
paki_fan says

heart__hacker said:

jee bilkul

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko



Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko



ye sirif assi offerzzz hi kar sakta hai......

Posted 13 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

Yw
thx jee

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

goooooooood
BEST OF LUCK FOR Studies
i am fine thx and i am also busy in Studies

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

how are you paki
and hows health and whats going on>

paki_fan said:

   



hello je
salams
ALLAH TALLAH ka shuker hai app sunaye janab
everything is good by the grace of ALLAH
nothing much busy in studies
what about you

thank u janab
and best of luck to u too


no thanksss
Posted 13 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

azma ker dakh loo
app ki tarah nahii hoon gy

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko



ye sirif assi offerzzz hi kar sakta hai......



soch lo baad main pechtana na paray......


soch lein HH
Posted 13 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......





kiya huwa shan bhaiya...........





Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

apni taraf say kia kroon
jo bhi ho sakay wohi......hoga kuch bhi nahi i know..........



Posted 13 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

kuch ker diya na app nain

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......





kiya huwa shan bhaiya...........




kia ker diya
Posted 13 Apr 2005
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