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Queen of jb

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vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani...

Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo,
Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa...........
magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,        &nbs p;      vo chaay ka paani vo teeKha samosaa..........

              

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa,
vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa,
vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa,
vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa,
vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa,
vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka Kissaa.....

             

bimaari ka reason de ke time badhanaa,
vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa,
vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa,
vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa,
vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul,
par vo maa ka vishvas - Teachar ka Bharosaa.....

            

vo pedon ke neeche gappe ladanaa,
vo raaton mein drawing sheets banaanaa,
vo exams ke akhari din theatre mein jaanaa,
vo bhole se freshers ko hamesha sataanaa,
without any reason common off pe jaanaa,
test ke waqt table mein kitabon ko rakhnaa,
isi tarah teachers ko dena Jhansaa........

            

college ki sabse purani nishaanee,
vo chaaywala jise saare kehte the... jaani,
vo jaani ke hathon ki 'cutting' chaay meethee,
vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi,
vo padh tehi chiththi uska bhadakna,
vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka Gussaa.....

       

college ki wo saari lambisi raatein,
vo doston se canteen mein pyaari si baatein,
vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa,
vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa,
bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi,
vo college, vo batein, vo shararatein vo javani...
kaash hum phir dohra sakte kahani......
vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani...

WHO COLLEGE KE DIN.......................



                       
Posted 14 Jan 2005
joker says
queen say poochain
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

kuch ker diya na app nain

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......





kiya huwa shan bhaiya...........




kia ker diya
Posted 13 Apr 2005
joker says
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

Yw
thx jee

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

goooooooood
BEST OF LUCK FOR Studies
i am fine thx and i am also busy in Studies

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

how are you paki
and hows health and whats going on>

paki_fan said:

   



hello je
salams
ALLAH TALLAH ka shuker hai app sunaye janab
everything is good by the grace of ALLAH
nothing much busy in studies
what about you

thank u janab
and best of luck to u too


no thanksss
Posted 13 Apr 2005
joker says
its ook no sorry
asel may main pooch raha hoon app ko kia howa yay emotion koyoo
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:


health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......




sorry samgh nahin ayi
Posted 13 Apr 2005
joker says
paki_fan said:


heart__hacker said:

jee bilkul

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko



Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko



ye sirif assi offerzzz hi kar sakta hai......

Posted 13 Apr 2005
joker says
hum soch ker hi baat kerty hain
paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

azma ker dakh loo
app ki tarah nahii hoon gy

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko



ye sirif assi offerzzz hi kar sakta hai......



soch lo baad main pechtana na paray......


soch lein HH
Posted 13 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

kuch ker diya na app nain

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......





kiya huwa shan bhaiya...........




kia ker diya



kuch bhi nahi kiye tusi......
Posted 13 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
heart__hacker said:

queen say poochain

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

kuch ker diya na app nain

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......





kiya huwa shan bhaiya...........




kia ker diya



kaha tum nay .....wah jee wah....kar kay bol rahay ho QUEEN SAY POCHAIN......
Posted 13 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
heart__hacker said:

hum soch ker hi baat kerty hain

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

azma ker dakh loo
app ki tarah nahii hoon gy

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko



ye sirif assi offerzzz hi kar sakta hai......



soch lo baad main pechtana na paray......


soch lein HH



soch kar boltay too ajj yahan nahi hottay.....
Posted 13 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

queen say poochain

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

kuch ker diya na app nain

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......





kiya huwa shan bhaiya...........




kia ker diya


sis je bataye
Posted 14 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

its ook no sorry
asel may main pooch raha hoon app ko kia howa yay emotion koyoo

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:


health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......




sorry samgh nahin ayi


uff janab meinnein yeh nahinkaha tha ke jo app nein kaha hai samgh nahin ayi
khair jo baat thi woh abh samgh mein a chuki hai
Posted 14 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

hum soch ker hi baat kerty hain

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

azma ker dakh loo
app ki tarah nahii hoon gy

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin
yeh to aur achi baat hai
arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko



ye sirif assi offerzzz hi kar sakta hai......



soch lo baad main pechtana na paray......


soch lein HH
Posted 14 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

kuch ker diya na app nain

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........





hmm


bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......





kiya huwa shan bhaiya...........




kia ker diya



kuch bhi nahi kiye tusi......
Posted 14 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

queen say poochain

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

kuch ker diya na app nain

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......





kiya huwa shan bhaiya...........




kia ker diya



kaha tum nay .....wah jee wah....kar kay bol rahay ho QUEEN SAY POCHAIN......

Posted 14 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

hum soch ker hi baat kerty hain

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

azma ker dakh loo
app ki tarah nahii hoon gy

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko



ye sirif assi offerzzz hi kar sakta hai......



soch lo baad main pechtana na paray......


soch lein HH



soch kar boltay too ajj yahan nahi hottay.....


to phir kahan hotey?
Posted 14 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

queen say poochain

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

kuch ker diya na app nain

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......





kiya huwa shan bhaiya...........




kia ker diya


sis je bataye



HH nay kashi say chashma liya pahenay kay liye ......aur tor diya..........


tota huwa chashma lay kar kashi boli..:


Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when
you wakeup today?
a) Pray, so that u may live...
b) Take a bath-so that others may live too! ...........
Posted 14 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

hum soch ker hi baat kerty hain

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

azma ker dakh loo
app ki tarah nahii hoon gy

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko



ye sirif assi offerzzz hi kar sakta hai......



soch lo baad main pechtana na paray......


soch lein HH



soch kar boltay too ajj ye haal na hotta .....


to phir kahan hotey?





jungle main......


Posted 14 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
Posted 15 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
kidhar gaey dono........
Posted 15 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
main tu shan bhaiya aur HH ka poch rahi hon..... lolzzzzzzzz
Posted 16 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

queen say poochain

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

kuch ker diya na app nain

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......





kiya huwa shan bhaiya...........




kia ker diya


sis je bataye



HH nay kashi say chashma liya pahenay kay liye ......aur tor diya..........


tota huwa chashma lay kar kashi boli..:


Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when
you wakeup today?
a) Pray, so that u may live...
b) Take a bath-so that others may live too! ...........
Posted 16 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

hum soch ker hi baat kerty hain

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

azma ker dakh loo
app ki tarah nahii hoon gy

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app nain kahnii hain kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii zoban ko kia howa haii


app ko nahin pata


nahin je abhi nahin

arey bhai red hui hui hai candy khayi thein na bachoon ki tarha bohat zayada.. esi liye


kanjosssssssss.......khilao gay tu khaein gay na............. khali rappar dekha rahay ho ......


chalein kuch to offer ki na app ko



ye sirif assi offerzzz hi kar sakta hai......



soch lo baad main pechtana na paray......


soch lein HH



soch kar boltay too ajj ye haal na hotta .....


to phir kahan hotey?





jungle main......


Posted 16 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
King of jb said:

may to yahi hoo


ahaan good
Posted 16 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:

main tu shan bhaiya aur HH ka poch rahi hon..... lolzzzzzzzz



je to hazir hain hum.. per yeh nahin maloom ke HH sahib kahan reh gaye
Posted 16 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
bache kay 17 may say paperz honnay wlay hain.................
Posted 16 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
ohh ok
per abhi to April hai na woh bhi 15th April
Posted 16 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
kuch parhai nahi ki sara sall ab phas giya hai................
Posted 16 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
kon HH??
Posted 16 Apr 2005
DejaVu077 says
Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

queen say poochain

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

kuch ker diya na app nain

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

kia howa jee

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hasooo jan bantii haiii,ager hasii na ay to Queen ko dakh layna kud ba kud hasii a jay gii

DejaVu077 said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

kiya huwa kuchi pochi deja........







bari fikar hai jan banay ki......


kis ki?



health ki.....

haan dekho zara......chahe dosra ka khon khushak ho jaey.......





kiya huwa shan bhaiya...........




kia ker diya


sis je bataye



HH nay kashi say chashma liya pahenay kay liye ......aur tor diya..........


tota huwa chashma lay kar kashi boli..:


Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when
you wakeup today?
a) Pray, so that u may live...
b) Take a bath-so that others may live too! ...........



Posted 17 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
paki_fan said:

kon HH??




haan bhi HH.......
Posted 20 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
kiya hai?
Posted 20 Apr 2005
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