Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.
What's the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?
Stand in the fast lane of a motor way.
A sardar was drawing money from ATM.
The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
when things go wrong & when sadness fill ur heart
& when tears flow frm ur eyes just let me know ,
COZ i wanna be there 4 U......I M selling TISSUES.BUY 1 GET 1 FREE
Sardaarji had twins Named Tin & Martin
Again had twins named Peter & Repeater
Again had twins named Max & Climax
Again had Twins got fedup named Tired & Retired