* Modern Marketting Lessons *

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops
it, offer her a ride, and then say:
"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She looks towards you
then walks up to you and says:
"You are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback!!!