DejaVu077
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Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favourite bard, drinking beer. Jim turns to Rob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes."
Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic.
"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically because you own a weed-eater, I think that you have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and leaves to meet Bob at the bar.
He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history and logic.
"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed-eater?"
"No."
"Then you're gay."
DejaVu077
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sardarji tusi wakai gr8 ho
One day two sardars met and started chatting. The main topic of the
conversation was about how others view sardars. They felt that sardars are
being ridiculed too much by others. They wanted to teach others a good
lesson. Soon they had a plan for that. Said one Sardar to the other,
"We two will go to beach tomorrow morning. We should keep on staring at
the sea. People in anxiety will crowd behind us but we should not turn
to see them. Finally in the night or so we will turn and say "Hey Fools!
What you think of sardars?". That will be a good lesson. What do you
feel?".
The other one was simply overwhelmed. He said "that's really a great idea!"
and hugged him. Next day the two sardars went to the beach and did
according to the plan. Soon they heard murmuring behind them and were happy.
Time passed by and the noise from behind was increasing more. The two
smiled at each other but didn't turn. It became late night and the
sardars decided to turn to see the crowd. The sardars were shocked not
because the crowd was more than expected BUT ALL IN THE CROWD WERE
SARDARS!!!
