Newton's Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is
equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the !
lion.Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster
and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method: Catch a cat and claim that your testing has
proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you
will upgrade it
to Lion.
Indian Police Method: Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it
to accept that its a Lion. Now lets kill the lion...
Rajnikanth Method : Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Ramarajan Method : Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion
will die not withstanding that heavy weight.
Jayalalitha Method: Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM
and kill it,
while it's sleeping !
Manirathnam Method : Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put
the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring
something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit
suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director): Send a lioness into the forest. our
lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in
to the forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first
lioness and the ! second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness
loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You
don't understand right...ok .... read it after 15 yrs, then also u
wont !
Yash Chopra method (director): Take the lion to Australia or US.. and
kill it in a good scenic
location.
Govinda method: Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi method: save the lion from a danger and feed him with
some vegetables continuously.
George bush method: Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!
Rahul dravid method: Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls
and score 1 run.
