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Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types:

Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.

Expert Users - People who press the keys that break other people's computers.
Posted 09 May 2005

Fairl_Girl said:

Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types:

Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.

Expert Users - People who press the keys that break other people's computers.




me novice user
Posted 30 May 2005

wow nice
Posted 30 May 2005

Fairl_Girl says

Hotel Ka Khana
Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?
Hotel Wala : Bhai sahab kahan tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai.

Posted 31 May 2005

Fairl_Girl says



2 Pagal
Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara
aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur
ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
Posted 31 May 2005

Fairl_Girl says

Clever
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we
need it but the sun gives us light only in the day
time when we don't need it.
Posted 31 May 2005

Fairl_Girl says


Germs
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.
Posted 31 May 2005

Fairl_Girl says
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Fairl_Girl said:

Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types:

Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.

Expert Users - People who press the keys that break other people's computers.




me novice user
Posted 02 Jun 2005

paki_fan says
lol
wow
Posted 04 Jun 2005

~Fragi~ says
kewl jokes -- fairl gal ji
Posted 04 Jun 2005

Fairl_Girl says
thx bhai ji
Posted 08 Jun 2005

Fairl_Girl says

Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.

I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.

"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."
Posted 08 Jun 2005

Fairl_Girl says

Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"
Posted 08 Jun 2005

Fairl_Girl says

The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"

While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.

The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your mom!"
Posted 08 Jun 2005

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 12 Jun 2005

Guest_005 says
nice
Posted 17 Jun 2005

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
Posted 19 Jun 2005

joker says
   
Posted 19 Jun 2005

paki_fan says
Shayad mere pyaar ko taste karna bhool gaey,
Dil se aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaey.
Posted 19 Jun 2005

paki_fan says
Aasman main urrna chahta hoon,
Dar lagta hai unchaion se.
Samundar main tairna chahta hoon,
Dar lagta hai gehraion se.
Dil ki baat bolna chahta hoon,
Dar lagta hai tere bhaion se.
Posted 19 Jun 2005

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 20 Jun 2005

Fairl_Girl says
Khud ko kar buland itnaa..

Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..

aur khuda tumse puche..

'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
.

   Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye

   Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,

   iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye


Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,

Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,

Melody khao khud jaan jao........

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......

Door se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....

Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Door se dekha to Baarish ho rahi thi

Paas ja kar dekha to Bheeg gaya

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?

So? What's the big deal?

Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar

Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar......

Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !

(trihathar is on leave )
Posted 20 Jun 2005

Posted 21 Jun 2005

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
Posted 21 Jun 2005

If the Titanic was made in India:
10. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
9. There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.
8. By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.
7. It's seven and half-hours long.
6. The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar".
5. Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan.
4. The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.
3. None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.
2. They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.
1. Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think about it.
AND

Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!

*(I didn't write this)
Posted 21 Jun 2005

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 23 Jun 2005

Fairl_Girl says

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi ke baad - Chh*utki Ki Amma

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?
Posted 23 Jun 2005

Guest_005 says
Fairl_Girl said:


Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi ke baad - Chh*utki Ki Amma

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?



Posted 24 Jun 2005

Fairl_Girl says
Aansu jo beh rahey hein

Aansu jo beh rahey hein inhein behney do
Yeh keh rahey hein dil ki baat, kehney do
Buhat bawafa ho tum, yeh ham ko hai maloom
Tum apni wafa ki baat, apney tak hi rehney do!
Mila to kia mila tumhein chahney kay baad
Bas dukh hi seh rahein hein, hamein sehney do
Tum ney to keh dala sab haal-e-dil apna
Ab mujh ko apni daastaan bhi kehney do
Mar gaye auroon kay liye ham
Tum apni khatir ham ko Zinda rehney do
Posted 25 Jun 2005

Fairl_Girl says




Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya

Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye.

Door se dekha to sher tha

Door se dekha to sher tha

Is liye paas gaya hi naihn.



Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai

Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

   


    "Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"

hum hain yahan tum ho wahan

hum hain yahan tum ho wahan

tandurusti hai wahan lifebuoy hai jahan
Posted 25 Jun 2005

Fairl_Girl said:


Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi






FG
Posted 28 Jun 2005

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