Awaaara:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!


AlWAyS fAiL

paki_fan:

tell about what?

paki_fan:

Raat kai 3 baj rahai hotai hain ek sahb apnai gher phone kertai hain. Dosri taraf sai noker phone uthata hai . Sahb noker sai pochtai hain begum sahiba ko phone do . Noker kehta hai woh to sorahi hain sahb kai stah mai nahi utha sakta. Sahb boltai hain kia bakwas ker rahai ho sahb to mai bat ker raha hon gher mai yeh kon hai jao us ko mardo. Noker phone hold keraker jata hai or jo admi begum sahiba kai room mai hota hai us ko khoob marta hai or us ko 5th floor sai neechai phenk deta hai or ubara aker phone per sahb ko batata hai sahb mai nai us ko khoob mara woh kehtai hain shabash kehta hai or mai nai us ko 5th floor sai neechai phenk dia. Sahb boltai hain kia tum konsai floor per ho woh kehta hai sahb ap kai gher 5th floor per.Dosri taraf sai awaz ati hai oh sorry wrong number...........................

paki_fan:

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon".<o:p></o:p>

The other sardar replies "Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Athe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

paki_fan:

What is the height of stupidity?

2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat.

paki_fan:

har khushi teri taraf mordoon .
chand sttare tereliye tordoon
harkamiabi ke darwaze tere liya
khol doon agar ijazat ho app ki
to 2 . 4 jhoot or bal doon.

paki_fan:

~ ßã£îçh ~:

paki_fan:

har khushi teri taraf mordoon .
chand sttare tereliye tordoon
harkamiabi ke darwaze tere liya
khol doon agar ijazat ho app ki
to 2 . 4 jhoot or bal doon.

lolzz yech y not,sure

~ ßã£îçh ~:

paki_fan:

theet hi to bola