Why do I fail exams

Why do I fail exams?

It's not my fault that I fail,

Because the year only has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.

Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - Means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing (good for health) - Means 15 days. Balance 126
days.

5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) - Means
30 days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - Means 15 days . Balance 81
days.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays - 40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.

**** That 1 day is my birthday. ****

Tell me, how can I ever pass??