Muchas a complaint about the
Dutch boy haircut I hadwhen I was a kid, the worst one I chose of my own free will was probably my
misguided attempt to grow my hair out because I thought long hair might be
cool. I may have even entertained notions of a ponytail (I'm virtually
face-palming as I type this). I don't think I even made it to my shoulders
before I got sick of it, but the less we speak of it, the better.
