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mmja

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Pakistan, Pakistan
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
!!!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don''t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

Dil se ek ishq ki application
create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.
!!!

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke khobsoorat kapdee.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho
gaya server down...


Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.

Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya..
!!!

Nazar mein to kia hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain... !!!

Posted 10 Nov 2005

new_beau says
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...


Mertay Dum tek Chhoot na payee aadat unn kay bhoolnay ki
ik din iss aadat kay kaaran bister per hee jhool gaye

kiya batlaoonn DAADA jee kub aur kaisay merhoom howay
Naashta ker kay letay thay, phir saans hee lena bhool gaye



Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...


Na hum Misl-e-Majnoonn Sehraonn mainn Jayenn gay
Na Hum Misl-e-Farhaad Pahaar Khod Layenn gay

Hum tou thehray Modern Aashiq Aawaara
Tu na milay na sahi, Koi Doosri Phasayenn gay



Nazar mein to kia hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain... !!!


"Apni Berbaadi sahi, Uss ki Aabaadi ho gayee"
"Jis kisi ko hum nay Chaha, uss ki Shaadi ho Gayee"
Posted 10 Nov 2005

Fairl_Girl says
nice mmja
Posted 11 Nov 2005

new_beau says
aur mainn
Posted 11 Nov 2005

mmja says
thanks f g and n b ap ka reply to kafi mazadar hai.
Posted 12 Nov 2005

new_beau says
Thankoo
Posted 12 Nov 2005

mmja says
you welcome
Posted 13 Nov 2005

new_beau says
Hor Post kero na jee
Posted 15 Nov 2005

mmja says
ok kal karonga phir apko bhi karna hoga abhi esi say guzara karo

haf fraye anday kha kar ghar ki chat par khayl rahi thi
thak kay ghar ki chat par esay layti jesay film main shilpa shety
Posted 16 Nov 2005

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