Listen To Me
Listen to me. For £50, you can listen to me talk about random things. You name the subject, I'll spill the beans on it, but only the good stuff, believe me. And I'll say it all in an authoritative newsreader voice, so you'll automatically believe everything I say. Friday and Saturday nights, I do a special deal: for just £10, I'll drink cheap cider and ramble incoherently about other stuff. Shop around - you won't beat that price
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