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Asian

Age: 37
Total Posts: 11550
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Location:
Police State, Pakistan
SALAM U LAKUM (thats means hello )

okie i want BARFEEEEEEEEEEEEE, likin idder Cardiff meai lado dukhan nahie hai , if i want lado i have to go to Birmingham or London, well basically into England


so idder menay Lado ke dukhan kholi hai calls

"Asian B's Lado palace"

kissny ne kaya lena hai
Posted 15 Feb 2006
Shahrukh Khan says
i want ladoo and ghulab jaman
Posted 15 Feb 2006
Asian says
shahrukh khan said:

i want ladoo and ghulab jaman




Meray daddy (ALLAH us ko bakshay inshallah) he loved ghulab jaman, they were very oily i never liked them but i give them for Khatum , i just get my cousins to eat it instead

okie Ghulab jaman for a Ghulab jaman like yourself


here you go and your card is in the post but its a little big ok
Posted 15 Feb 2006
Shahrukh Khan says
Asian said:

shahrukh khan said:

i want ladoo and ghulab jaman




Meray daddy (ALLAH us ko bakshay inshallah) he loved ghulab jaman, they were very oily i never liked them but i give them for Khatum , i just get my cousins to eat it instead

okie Ghulab jaman for a Ghulab jaman like yourself


here you go and your card is in the post but its a little big ok


oke
Posted 15 Feb 2006
Asian says
i got another B on my exam, DAM THAT BLOODY B, one mark off an A again , i need exam pratice ask me any legal question you like


Muwahhhhhhhhh sk
Posted 15 Feb 2006
Ashii says




upppper asian ka makaaannn
neeeche khaaan ki dokan
laddo ki
Posted 15 Feb 2006
Shahrukh Khan says
Asian said:

i got another B on my exam, DAM THAT BLOODY B, one mark off an A again , i need exam pratice ask me any legal question you like


Muwahhhhhhhhh sk



Posted 16 Feb 2006
Bazigaar says
sugar free ladooos
Posted 16 Feb 2006
Frankenstein says
how much per dozen..?
i need brown ladoos
have themm
Posted 16 Feb 2006
Asian says
SALL said:





upppper asian ka makaaannn
neeeche khaaan ki dokan
laddo ki





he has 10 bedroomed house, dukaa kidder se?

i donno i want Khan all for myself hehehehehehehe


nothing like hearing a man screm "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Posted 16 Feb 2006
Asian says
shahrukh khan said:

Asian said:

i got another B on my exam, DAM THAT BLOODY B, one mark off an A again , i need exam pratice ask me any legal question you like


Muwahhhhhhhhh sk






hi sharam artie hai
Posted 16 Feb 2006
Asian says
Bazigaar said:

sugar free ladooos




with and without sugar, were flexible
Posted 16 Feb 2006
Asian says
Frankenstein said:

how much per dozen..?
i need brown ladoos
have themm




depends what type of Lado's you want
Posted 16 Feb 2006
Ashii says
1 bedroom mei dokan khol lo na yarr


asian khan wali
and
khan mithai wala
Posted 16 Feb 2006
Bazigaar says
well, i'll take one with sugar free sugar and second one with golucose
Posted 16 Feb 2006
Asian says
SALL said:

1 bedroom mei dokan khol lo na yarr


asian khan wali
and
khan mithai wala




lol menay bola i want to convert 2 rooms into a walk in wardrobe (i have enough shoes believe me hehehehe)

nahie na he wants to keep his house nice and clean, no lados allowed, fatty foods

i want my own business inshallah but i was thinking more rentals,
Posted 17 Feb 2006
Asian says
Bazigaar said:

well, i'll take one with sugar free sugar and second one with golucose





you want that lado free too?
Posted 17 Feb 2006
Bazigaar says
umnm sure if i can get them free
Posted 27 Mar 2006
Frankenstein says
youre busted asian for selling
marihuana mixed ladoos
under uk confectioners penal court
you're license from now on is cancelled
lolz
Posted 27 Mar 2006
Asian says
Bazigaar said:

umnm sure if i can get them free




yesh


that will be £10
Posted 27 Mar 2006
Asian says
Frankenstein said:

youre busted asian for selling
marihuana mixed ladoos
under uk confectioners penal court
you're license from now on is cancelled
lolz




well..........under the consumer protection act,

the product must be described as being fit for its purpose as in the precedent of having a duty of care ( a woman purcased a soda, she drank it only to find a dead snail inside the bottle, after which she threw up violently courts held the manufactor to be guilty having owed a duty of care to its customers.


my lados are to high standards and conform to the food standards agency



BO YA hehehehhehehehehhehehe see u can tell i am a law student na na ne na na
Posted 27 Mar 2006
Frankenstein says
cut this law thingy..
i dont knoe much
your ladoos are infected
kam az kam 6 mahine kay liye
paar
Posted 27 Mar 2006
Bazigaar says
no more ladooo?
Posted 28 Mar 2006
Asian says
YES MORE LADOS


dont like my lados SUE ME
Posted 28 Mar 2006
Bitoo says
mai b khao ga ladooo kaha hai ladoooo

mujeh naheeee pata
Posted 28 Mar 2006
Bitoo says
kaha chali gaeeee woh gandeee c larki asian
Posted 28 Mar 2006
Asian says
Bitoo said:

kaha chali gaeeee woh gandeee c larki asian




i am not gona give lado to a fat care bear like you
Posted 28 Mar 2006
London_Girl says
hooo.. ladoo?
Moti-choor k ladoo milen gey?
hum ne yeh kisi shadee-shuda ko khilana hai


Posted 28 Mar 2006
Bazigaar says
i need one ladoo too
Posted 28 Mar 2006
Fairl_Girl says
DUKHAN TO OPEN KI NAHI ASIAN NAY
Posted 29 Mar 2006
Bazigaar says
wo band dukan hae
Posted 30 Mar 2006
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