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Hoshiyaar husband

HUSBAND - HAI DEAR, I AM LOGGED IN.


WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE.
HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME


WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.


WIFE - HAE BHAGWAN! FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.
HUSBAND - FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME


WIFE - AT LEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.
HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION, ACCESS DENIED


WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.
HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH


WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.
HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT


WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING
HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE, PRESS> <CTRL>, <ALT>, <DEL> TO REBOOT


WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS?
HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL



WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR RECEPTIONIST.
HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION



WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.
HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED



WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.
HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS



WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION, IT WILL CLOSE



WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.
HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER USER




WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU
HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER



WIFE - I AM GOING
HUSBAND - IT’S NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER
Posted on 3/29/2006 12:01:14 PM
its hilarious
Posted on 3/29/2006 8:26:17 PM
bazii paa jjeee ap main yeh qualities hain   
Posted on 3/29/2006 11:20:31 PM
Posted on 3/30/2006 3:03:27 PM
WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION, IT WILL CLOSE





Posted on 3/30/2006 3:21:54 PM
ab dekhooo bazi paa jeeee aram se topic dekh ker bhag gaya hai

paa jeeee kuch hosh keroo yeh qualities laooo apnye main


ke abhi tak jeee hazoor jeee hazoor hi kertye rehna hai




bazi chala gaya dinner bananye apni ahem ahem ke lye
Posted on 3/30/2006 10:19:45 PM
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