MUNNA BHAIN M.B.B.S ON PRACTICE

Munna Bhai nay pehlay din office khola to bara khush tha. Us ki secertary nay bataya ke bahar aik aadmi aaya hai. Munna bara khush hua aur usay andar aanay ke liye kaha. Us ke andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha ke us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha ke batien karnay laga.

"Haan Haan! 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai".

Us ke baad us nay phone rakha aur aanay walay say poocha "Beth na Maamoon, apun teray liye kya kar sakta hai?"

Man: Mien phone sahi karnay aaya hoon.
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Munna:   Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient:   Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna:   Apun ke paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha ke teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda
rehnay ke liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.
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Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun ke apun kay rubber ke gloves   teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
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Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.
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Patient: Doctor aap ko yakeen hai ke mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun ke pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga.
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Aik patient Munnabhai k paas aaya, Munna nay us ka chekup kiya aur bola
Munna:   Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
Patient:   Meray pass kitna time hai.
Munna:   Dus (10)
Patient:   Kya Dus.... Minute..... Ghantay.......... Din......?
Munna:   No (9), Aath (8), Saat (7),.......
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Raat ka time jab Munna aur chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice:   Aray Doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai
Munna abhi jaanay ke liye tayyar hi hota ke dobara phone aata hai.
Voice:   Doctor Sahab! Ab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave ke liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.
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Aanand jab end mien bachon ko story sunata hai to bolta hai;
Aanand:   "Munna nay kaha tha ke woh mujhay aik month mien meray feet pay khara kar de ga"
Bachay:   Phir?
Aanand:   "Phir kya, mujhay us ka bill pay karnay ke liye apni car bechna pari."
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Munna:   Apna munn kholo.....
Patient opens his mouth: Aaaaaaaaaaaaa..........
Munna throws his torch light in his mouth: Hmmmmmmm..... Torch sahi hai.
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Chinkie:   Tum hamaisha clinic mien apnay saath meri photo bhi kyun le jaatay ho.
Munna:   Apun ko jab bhi koi mushkil aati hai, apun tumhari picture dekh leta hoon aur woh problem solve ho jaati hai.
Chinkie:   Dekha! Mien tumharay liye kitni achi aur powerful hoon.
Munna:   Haan! Apun teri picture dekhta hai aur apnay aap say bolta hai "Is say bari bhi koi problem ho sakti hai bhala."    
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Munna:   Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient:   To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.