A German doctor claimed, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a brain out of one man, put it into another and have him looking for
work in six weeks."
A British doctor intervened and said, "That's nothing, we can take a
brain out of one person, put it into another and have him preparing for war in
four weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "You guys are way behind,
we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him into the White House,
and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half
preparing for war."
