hmmm jeee sahi kiya

hmmmmm sab tu esa nai kertye
per log kertye bhi hian

hmmmm arye yar
college main ja ker kuch larkye/larkyan
zara zyada hi free feel kertye hain is liye
esii pagloon wali harketyen kertye hain

Asian:

Ye topic serious hai, meai jaana chatie hoon college meai loog jatay hai paar ne kilyah pir larkay batameezi kyion kertay hai?

Ajj pelay day tha college ke, timetables set kerna tha, meai aur mera ek dost lunch ker rahay thay, ek apnay ne line meai peechay se khara ho ker baar baar meri kamar per hath laga raha tha, me hatie side say, pir be us ne ke, menay us ko bola, pir be nahie hata

menay pir us ko maara achie tara se

is meai menay koi galat kiyah?
aur loog essay kyion
kertay hai?

sahee kia yeh jahalat ki nishanee hotee hay

likin kyion?

meray pass mard dost hai, larkion se be zeda, likin kayon ke thinking he essi hai, Punjabi meai itna ajj us ko sunaya ke bass

"Vay gali ke bilon ko papi dena walla"

"Paa Besheera wanga moo hai tera"

and this is the sensored stuff

ha ha hah paa basheera

Asian:

Ye topic serious hai, meai jaana chatie hoon college meai loog jatay hai paar ne kilyah pir larkay batameezi kyion kertay hai?

Ajj pelay day tha college ke, timetables set kerna tha, meai aur mera ek dost lunch ker rahay thay, ek apnay ne line meai peechay se khara ho ker baar baar meri kamar per hath laga raha tha, me hatie side say, pir be us ne ke, menay us ko bola, pir be nahie hata

menay pir us ko maara achie tara se

is meai menay koi galat kiyah?
aur loog essay kyion kertay hai?

pittai karni thi unn ki
lol...areee aaj ka zamana...tauba tauba, waise..Uni life is much better, the people are....human, sort of. And lads??? you just gotta ignore them, thats their job...baaz nahin aate, sadly, theres no antidote lol, just pretend they're invisible.

haaaaahahahahahahaaa... ehheheee
acha kiya pudggeeee

"Vay gali ke bilon ko papi dena walla"
"Paa Besheera wanga moo hai tera"
wottt theeeeeeeee...

SK muwahhhhhhhhhhh papi jappie

pata nahie apnay thay, indian ya pakistan ka nahie pata
kafi international students aya hai is saal, likin Khalas to menay us ke lee, goray mujay heerna deek rahay thay ke ye kaya ke reahie hai, aur Punjabie loog jo thay hass hass ke unko ka nass howa

Sohni sis
haan menay maara tha, i elbowed him in his stomach, then i pushed him back, pir Punjabie meai us ke klahas lee, funny baat ye be hai mera gora dost ko punjabi arte hai, us ne punjabie meai bola "Badmarsh"

Sall
lol my bros friends are punjabies and they taught me how to insult a person without losing self class, he couldent say a word he was in shock his own friends were laughing at him. consdering i am tiny comapired to him but i was so mad i forgot everything

he is not pressing charges for my pathai

cant stand the fact he was wooped by a GIRL