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Akhir Hae Na Pakistani :p

Three PAKISTANIS and three INDIANS are travelling by train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in England. At the station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as the three PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
one of the INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers one of the PAKISTANI.

They all board the train. The INDIANS take their respective seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train departs, the ticket checker comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says," Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The ticket checker takes it and moves on. The INDIANS see this and agree that it was quite a clever idea.

So after the game, they decide to copy the pakistani style on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for there on the return trip. To their astonishment, the PAKISTANIS don't buy ticket at all !!!

How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers a PAKISTANI. When they board the train the three INDIANS cram into one toilet and soon after the three PAKISTANIS cram into another nearby toilet. The train departs.

Shortly afterwards, one of the pakistani leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the INDIANS are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The PAKISTANI takes the ticket and goes back into his toilet.

lolz [:p]


Posted on 8/6/2003 7:51:37 PM
YEH BOHOT BAR SUNA HA KOI URDU ME BANA DETA HA KOI ENGLISH ME :P
Posted on 8/6/2003 8:38:38 PM
nice one sweetie beheniyan (:)]
Natasha
Posted on 8/6/2003 9:18:24 PM
aww thanx tashi.. :)

Posted on 8/7/2003 2:26:37 PM
u welcome sweetie gee (;)
love ya
Tashi(f)
Posted on 8/7/2003 8:51:58 PM
lolzian........hahahah

nice one..:)
Posted on 8/8/2003 11:27:08 AM
hahaha nice one
Posted on 8/22/2003 8:48:02 PM
itni lateeeeeee :p

Posted on 8/22/2003 9:28:20 PM
lolol
Posted on 8/29/2003 10:13:57 AM
Acchhhhaaaa hai.......
Posted on 8/29/2003 12:41:36 PM
Acchhhhaaaa hai.......
Posted on 8/29/2003 12:41:36 PM
its a real nice one
Posted on 9/1/2003 12:11:29 PM
thanx nasir and queen victoria :)


Posted on 9/1/2003 7:17:52 PM
main nay bhi kaha tha....mujay bhi kahain
Posted on 9/2/2003 1:06:57 AM
quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

itni lateeeeeee :p




lol nazroon ki samni si jab guzara aur acha lagha iss leyi kaha kiyoo kuch ghalat kaha mae nea[colored]
Posted on 9/2/2003 11:55:39 AM
jealous joji ji.......[:P][:P][:P]
Posted on 9/2/2003 1:43:27 PM
lolz
JOJI our jeolous......koi baat kerain kernay wali[:P]

Posted on 9/3/2003 5:24:53 AM
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

main nay bhi kaha tha....mujay bhi kahain



kya.. bander??. wo to mae kahti rahti hoon.. :p

Posted on 9/3/2003 2:52:20 PM
quote:
Originally posted by the fast and the furious

quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

itni lateeeeeee :p




lol nazroon ki samni si jab guzara aur acha lagha iss leyi kaha kiyoo kuch ghalat kaha mae nea[colored]


nai jee.. bilkul sahi kaha hae.. dair sahi kaha to sahi.. :p

Posted on 9/3/2003 2:52:48 PM
quote:
Originally posted by queen victoria

jealous joji ji.......[:P][:P][:P]



heheh.. bilkul sahi pehchana hae is ko.. mae bhi yehee kahti hoon.. lekin ye maanta nahi hae.. ab to confirm ho gaya hae [;)]

Posted on 9/3/2003 2:53:28 PM
haan kaha hae to sahi na
Posted on 9/3/2003 3:10:13 PM
yesh :D

Posted on 9/3/2003 3:11:49 PM
ab tum patri pay agayi hoo good
Posted on 9/3/2003 3:24:56 PM
lolz

to mae pahle patri per nahi thi kya.. aur mae tumhe train nazar aati hoon kya :p

Posted on 9/3/2003 3:25:57 PM
yaar jo bhi nazar awoo nazar to awoo yea he acha hae
Posted on 9/3/2003 4:07:55 PM
lolzz

ok boss.. aur kuch? :p

Posted on 9/3/2003 6:58:55 PM
good joke! lol
Posted on 9/3/2003 11:29:59 PM
oos k mananay ya na manany say kia hota hai [morph] jo haqeeqat hai woh kabhi nahin chhup sakti..........[:P]
Posted on 9/4/2003 2:40:57 PM
lol
Posted on 9/9/2003 12:48:37 PM
zara cehra to deekhawooo...
Posted on 9/9/2003 1:51:12 PM
kis ka chahra dekhna hae tum ne

Posted on 9/9/2003 7:44:45 PM
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