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Aphrodite
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Once: upon a time A perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it) Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. I Women stop reading here; that is the end of the joke. H Men keep scrolling down. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident! Men only Keep scrolling down! hehe...another one of my faves:) By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point; WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!
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whatt ISS THIS....BBBBBOOOOOHHHHHOOOOO!!!!!!......*THROWIN TOMATOES ON APHRODITE*...NOW THIS IS FUNNY....
Aphrodite
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hehe...i know its kinda sexist but comon...it is funny hehe:)
quote:Originally posted by sanam411 whatt ISS THIS....BBBBBOOOOOHHHHHOOOOO!!!!!!......*THROWIN TOMATOES ON APHRODITE*...NOW THIS IS FUNNY....
sanam411
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LOLLLL APHRO.....NAA IMM JUSTT KIDDDIN....
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quote: WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!! lol..... thats it...... ;) kidding :) lol ..... kewl work .. by "Aphrodite"
Aphrodite
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hehe i got this as a fwd frrom a friend...so hats off to the the creativity of the producer:)
WARMTH OF LOVE
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lol.. well it was kewl.... lemme ask from sanam... .. did you go trough da post up to last ;) j/k
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dunno bout the funni-ness of it but am sure about one thing "THERE IS ALWAYZ A GURL!!!!"
WARMTH OF LOVE
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quote: "THERE IS ALWAYZ A GURL!!!!" WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!
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WOL...u knoe dats Not True....[:(!] I Always Listen 2 Ya......[:I]
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alll i can say is SEXIST! KIND FUNNY TOO!LOLZ
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whose sex-ish in hea
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[:O]Dun Knoe..
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quote: Always Listen 2 Ya...... well mein nay tumhari baat ki ... tum tu hoor ho na ;)
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hehe....like i said...even though its really sexist...you can't get over how true it is hehe:)
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quote: you can't get over how true it is hehe:) well if some one never get the ans .. so whyn;t they stop... :s
Aphrodite
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hehe actually they asked the women not to move on after getting the answer hehe...
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quote: they asked the women not to move on after getting the answer hehe... ahan ... it was da funniest part of da joke ;) Plz all Women [:I] j/k
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wateevr whose sex-ish in hea wll da wohhmen or who?
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is there any one ? lol
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its true..[^]
SaPnA
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no this joke wasn't funny!
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quote: no this joke wasn't funny! i know ;) did I laugh @ loud ;) j/k how u sis :
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funny to bohat hai.apni apni choice
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lolz....:p
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IF WOMEN LISTEN THE WORLD WILL STOP THAT DAY!!!!
WARMTH OF LOVE
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quote: funny to bohat hai.apni apni choice yesh :)
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quote:Originally posted by Xtreme IF WOMEN LISTEN THE WORLD WILL STOP THAT DAY!!!! ru sure
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khair aisi baat bhi naheen.ab benazeer ko hi dekh lain ,kuch sunn ke hi primeminister bani thi naa[:D]
dosselpoh
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yeah faisal....jawab doo xtreme
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acha :)
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