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Aphrodite

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Once: upon a time
      A perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
      One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple they stopped to help.
      There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
      Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
      
       Question: Who was the survivor?
       (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)



















       Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

   I    Women stop reading here; that is the end of the joke.

    H      Men keep scrolling down.

















      So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident!

        Men only Keep scrolling down!


















hehe...another one of my faves:)





      By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point;

               WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!
Posted 25 Apr 2003

sanam411 says
whatt ISS THIS....BBBBBOOOOOHHHHHOOOOO!!!!!!......*THROWIN TOMATOES ON APHRODITE*...NOW THIS IS FUNNY....
Posted 25 Apr 2003

Aphrodite says
hehe...i know its kinda sexist but comon...it is funny hehe:)

quote:
Originally posted by sanam411

whatt ISS THIS....BBBBBOOOOOHHHHHOOOOO!!!!!!......*THROWIN TOMATOES ON APHRODITE*...NOW THIS IS FUNNY....

Posted 25 Apr 2003

sanam411 says
LOLLLL APHRO.....NAA IMM JUSTT KIDDDIN....
Posted 25 Apr 2003

quote:
WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!

lol..... thats it...... ;) kidding :) lol ..... kewl work .. by "Aphrodite"
Posted 26 Apr 2003

Aphrodite says
hehe i got this as a fwd frrom a friend...so hats off to the the creativity of the producer:)
Posted 26 Apr 2003

lol.. well it was kewl.... lemme ask from sanam... .. did you go trough da post up to last ;) j/k
Posted 26 Apr 2003

Mani says
dunno bout the funni-ness of it
but am sure about one thing
"THERE IS ALWAYZ A GURL!!!!"
Posted 26 Apr 2003

quote:
"THERE IS ALWAYZ A GURL!!!!"


WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!
Posted 26 Apr 2003

WOL...u knoe dats Not True....[:(!]
I Always Listen 2 Ya......[:I]
Posted 26 Apr 2003

flawless says
alll i can say is

SEXIST!

KIND FUNNY TOO!LOLZ
Posted 26 Apr 2003

Mani says
whose sex-ish in hea
Posted 26 Apr 2003

[:O]Dun Knoe..
Posted 26 Apr 2003

quote:
Always Listen 2 Ya......

well mein nay tumhari baat ki ... tum tu hoor ho na ;)
Posted 26 Apr 2003

Aphrodite says
hehe....like i said...even though its really sexist...you can't get over how true it is hehe:)
Posted 26 Apr 2003

quote:
you can't get over how true it is hehe:)

well if some one never get the ans .. so whyn;t they stop... :s
Posted 26 Apr 2003

Aphrodite says
hehe actually they asked the women not to move on after getting the answer hehe...
Posted 27 Apr 2003

quote:
they asked the women not to move on after getting the answer hehe...

ahan ... it was da funniest part of da joke ;) Plz all Women [:I] j/k
Posted 27 Apr 2003

Mani says
wateevr
whose sex-ish in hea
wll da wohhmen or who?
Posted 27 Apr 2003

is there any one ? lol
Posted 27 Apr 2003

faysal says
its true..[^]
Posted 28 Apr 2003

SaPnA says
no this joke wasn't funny!
Posted 29 Apr 2003

quote:
no this joke wasn't funny!

i know ;) did I laugh @ loud ;) j/k how u sis :
Posted 29 Apr 2003

faysal says
funny to bohat hai.apni apni choice
Posted 30 Apr 2003

Cute_gal says
lolz....:p
Posted 01 May 2003

Xtreme says
IF WOMEN LISTEN THE WORLD WILL STOP THAT DAY!!!!
Posted 01 May 2003

quote:
funny to bohat hai.apni apni choice

yesh :)
Posted 02 May 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Xtreme

IF WOMEN LISTEN THE WORLD WILL STOP THAT DAY!!!!



ru sure
Posted 04 May 2003

faysal says
khair aisi baat bhi naheen.ab benazeer ko hi dekh lain ,kuch sunn ke hi primeminister bani thi naa[:D]
Posted 04 May 2003

dosselpoh says
yeah faisal....jawab doo xtreme
Posted 08 May 2003

acha :)
Posted 09 May 2003

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