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Sardar Santa Singh sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr.Santa Singh,
We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained !!

Thanks"
Sardar Ji jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party
and when all the guests had come, he said:
"Lo ji Sajno & Mitro ! (dear friends) Ajj di party da maqsad tuhanu eh dasna si ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gai hai (The purpose of this party is to inform you that ive got job in USA"

Everyone was delighted.
Sardar Ji continued...... "Hun me tuhanu apnaa appointment letter parh kar sunata hoon - par letter angreeze vich hai - isliye me saath-saath Hindi mein translate bhee kar deta hoon.

Dear Mr. Santa Singh ..... Pyare Santa Singh ji
We are sorry ..... Humse galti ho gayee
to intimate you that ........aapko yeh batana hai ki
You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirements ---- humari zaroorat ho
Please do not send any further correspondence ---- ab Letter vetter bhejne ki koi zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ---- phoon ki bhi zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ---- aapkaa boht boht mehrbani sardar ji
Oey challo ji essi khushi mein zara music zara Bhangra ho jayeee.... !!
Posted 24 Jan 2007

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   nice
Posted 24 Jan 2007

~Fragi~ says
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Posted 24 Jan 2007

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