Janubaba in Germany

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BibiJan

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Karachi, Pakistan
Once upon a time JANUBABA went to Germany for vacations, there he checked in a hotel named DOSSELPOH, at the reception he met ADMIN of the hotel.
ADMIN: Welcome sir to Germany and have a nice stay.
JANUBABA: Thank you ADMIN. Which way is the coffee shop?
ADMIN: To your right sir.
JANUBABA: Why don’t you join me for a cup of coffee.
ADMIN: Well... oh ok sir.
both of them went in the coffee shop
ADMIN: Waiter can you bring us 2 cups on coffee plz.
Waiter: Ok sir.
JANUBABA: Ok tell me ADMIN where are you from?
ADMIN: Sir i am from Pakistan.
JANUBABA: Gooda Gooda, Me also.
While waiting for coffee JANUBABA sees a paki girl sitting on the next table and asks her.
JANUBABA: Hi CUTE_GAL you look like u r from a Pakistan.
CUTE_GAL: Yes I am from Pakistan
JANUBABA: Gooda Gooda, Me also.
JANUBABA: Nice diamond you are wearing, it looks FLAWLESS.
CUTE_GAL: Yes, it is FLAWLESS.
JANUBABA: and the dress you are wearing SHARARA, are you getting married.
CUTE_GAL: Yes today i am getting engaged
JANUBABA: Gooda Gooda, Me also.
And then the coffee comes:
CUTE_GAL: Watch out this coffee is 2HOT4U
ADMIN: Ok JANUBABA i have to go to airport to pick LONDON_KI_HOOR.
JANUBABA: LONDON_KI_HOOR.?????
ADMIN: Yes she and SEXYBABYGIRL18 will sing tonight at the MANI club.
JANUBABA: Gooda Gooda, Me also.
JANUBABA loves to hear songs so he turns on his room radio and tunes to station FFM and listens to his favorite song WARMTH OF LOVE.
Suddenly the door bell rings
JANUBABA: Come in
SANAM411: Hi sir my name is SANAM411 and Mr. TARAR786 has sent me to pick u for diner.
JANUABABA: ok lets go.
In the lift while going down , the lift stops at 5th floor and a man enters,
JANUBABA: Hello FAYSAL, what r u doing here in Germany
FAYSAL: I came for holiday,
JANUBABA: Gooda Gooda, Me also.
Rest laterz...................
Posted 09 Sep 2003

lolz..dats v nice Bibijan..
em gona sing tonite..[;)]
Posted 09 Sep 2003

BibiJan says
Gooda Gooda, Me also.
LOL
Posted 09 Sep 2003

sweetie says
lolz

great
Posted 09 Sep 2003

BibiJan says
JANUBABA: FAYSAL why dont you join me for dinner.
FAYSAL: who else will be there
JANUBABA: all members of janubaba.com except BAZIGAAR
FAYSAL: BAZIGAAR???
JANUBABA: Yes BAZIGAAR, I miss him so much, i dont know where he went......
Rest Laters...........
Posted 09 Sep 2003

sharara says
hmmmmm
this gets intresting
Posted 09 Sep 2003

Ashii says
oo it means me invited as welllll...
youhoooooooo..
me kya pehen k aau ?¿
Posted 10 Sep 2003

PumpKin says
nah sall..stay away...no cheese at the dinner
lol J/k
Posted 10 Sep 2003

Ashii says
no pb pumpkinnn..
hum KADDDOOO se kaam chala lein ge

hehehehehheheee....
hoohooooooo.. [}:)]
Posted 11 Sep 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by sweetie

lolz

great



jab sab itnay achay hotel " dosselpoh " main howa ha.......story too achi hi hoo gee na:P
Posted 11 Sep 2003

SBG18 says
hey
of course bazi gets to coem to the dinner
naheeeeeeeeeeeeeee thooooooooooooooo
Posted 13 Sep 2003

PumpKin says
sall...what kind of vegetables ?
rotted carrot ?
lol
Posted 14 Sep 2003

Ashii says
quote:
Originally posted by PumPkin

sall...what kind of vegetables ?
rotted carrot ?
lol



nahhh..
PUMPKIN = KADDDOOOOOOO
menu of dinner :
kaddo gosht ; kaddo keema ; kaddo chicken ; kaddo k parathe ; kaddo ka raita...
runnnnn pumkinnnnnnnn runnnnnnnnn [:P]
hehehehheheee....
hahahhahaaa...
Posted 14 Sep 2003

BibiJan says
While waiting for dinner to be served with all his ADMINS n MODS at TARAR786's house , JANUBABA see's 2 guys sitting in the corner. JANUBABA goes to them and ask's
JANUBABA: Hi Guys. Why dont you guys join me for dinner.
SALL: No JANUBABA, we had a fight....
PUMPKIN: No he started....
SALL: No you started..
JANUBABAB: Wait guys.. what were u fighting about.
PUMPKIN: SALL calls me KADOO..
SALL: I did not call him Kadoo, just asked him do you like Kadoo, n he got angry..
PUMPKIN: No JANUBABA.... I asked him what is in the menu n he said kaddo gosht ; kaddo keema ; kaddo chicken ; kaddo k parathe ; kaddo ka raita... see how it is possible all kadoo dishes..
JANUBABA: Ok guys now shake hands, and lets have dinner..
So SALL n PUMPKIN were friends again.. and joined JANUBABA for dinner.
And the dinner was served...
JANUBABA: WOW what a cool menu..kaddo gosht ; kaddo keema ; kaddo chicken ; kaddo k parathe ; kaddo ka raita...
PUMPKIN: JANUBABAAAAAAAAAAA I will kill you.
JANUBABA: Helpppppppppp
Suddenly SWEETIE comes to help..
SWEETIE: Whats happening guys why are you all fighting....
Rest Laterz.....
Posted 14 Sep 2003

BibiJan says
sorry PumPkin ... it is just a story.. no hard feelings...enjoy
Posted 14 Sep 2003

PumpKin says
of course not bibijan.....it's a nice story :)

and sall...u have a great talent to be a chef !!!
lol
first ...can u invent new menu using rat or mouse flesh ???
mmmm...poor pinkooooooooo
lol
tell me the menu when I am back ti jb later
tata
Posted 14 Sep 2003

Ashii says
aeeeeeenn [:O]
janubaba needs to change his glasses, coz me not a guy [:(]
khair no worrriesss..
nice story bibijan,, but dont forget.. i want kaddo ka halwa for sweeet dish, hehhehee [:D]

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heyyy pumpkinnnn.. keep ur fav dishes for urself,, yuk yukkkkkkk.. and i m not a chef, i jsut order what i wannntttt [bandit]
Posted 14 Sep 2003

lol....I think the dinner is over
Posted 16 Sep 2003

saieen says
zabardaasttt
Posted 16 Sep 2003

Cute_gal says
lash pash @ BibiJan
Posted 17 Sep 2003

Ashii says
agay ?¿
Posted 24 Sep 2003

BibiJan says
Suddenly SWEETIE comes to help..
SWEETIE: Whats happening guys why are you all fighting....
JANUBABA: Well SALL and PUMPKIN were fighting about..
as JANUBABA was telling SWEETIE about the fight a mouse went by SALL's feet..
SALL: EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK.. Help a mouse....
JANUBABA: cleaning his glasses.. SALL you are a girl..OH OH..GOODA GOODA...
PUMPKIN comes for her help and catches the mouse and runs in the kitchen..
PUMPKIN: Hi chef.. take this and make a broast out of it.
CHEF: Ok Sir, who will eat it.
PUMPKIN: well i will eat the brain and rest SALL will finish it..also bring kaddo ka halwa as sweeet dish..
all enjoyed the dinner and back to the hotel..
At the reception desk JANUBABA ask's for his room key and suddenly...
Rest Laterz....
Posted 24 Sep 2003

lol....nice
Posted 24 Sep 2003

Ashii says
eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh...
bibijaaaannnnnnn.. i haaaattte rats yaaaarrrr..... and that chikoo wants me to, to,, tooooo.... yukkkkkkkk.. hellllpppppppppppp
Posted 24 Sep 2003

BibiJan says
At the reception desk JANUBABA ask's for his room key and suddenly... he hears a loud yell ..eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh...
JANUBABA turns back and see SALL jumping up n down..[bounce]
SALL:i haaaattte rats yaaaarrrr..... yukkkkkkkk.. hellllpppppppppppp
PUMPKIN comes to help... catches the mouse from the tail and says
PUMPKIN: comon SALL it's just a mouse..
SALL: NO dont come near me.....
Rest laterz........


u guys can also countinue... cant you...
Posted 25 Sep 2003

sall...you afraid of your own brothers and sisters...lol.....
Posted 25 Sep 2003

And in the morning ....everyone ready for breakfast....

and this is a special menu for Janubaba, sall, pumpkin, bibi, sweeti, sharara,WOL,cute_gal, night, ayesha fanz, flawless, 2hot4u, mani, tarar, faysal, ffm, ....and many others
Posted 25 Sep 2003

untouchable cook it for everyone as admin order it to her.[^]

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Posted 25 Sep 2003

Cute_gal says
yuck!!!!
Posted 25 Sep 2003

sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by BibiJan

While waiting for dinner to be served with all his ADMINS n MODS at TARAR786's house , JANUBABA see's 2 guys sitting in the corner. JANUBABA goes to them and ask's
JANUBABA: Hi Guys. Why dont you guys join me for dinner.
SALL: No JANUBABA, we had a fight....
PUMPKIN: No he started....
SALL: No you started..
JANUBABAB: Wait guys.. what were u fighting about.
PUMPKIN: SALL calls me KADOO..
SALL: I did not call him Kadoo, just asked him do you like Kadoo, n he got angry..
PUMPKIN: No JANUBABA.... I asked him what is in the menu n he said kaddo gosht ; kaddo keema ; kaddo chicken ; kaddo k parathe ; kaddo ka raita... see how it is possible all kadoo dishes..
JANUBABA: Ok guys now shake hands, and lets have dinner..
So SALL n PUMPKIN were friends again.. and joined JANUBABA for dinner.
And the dinner was served...
JANUBABA: WOW what a cool menu..kaddo gosht ; kaddo keema ; kaddo chicken ; kaddo k parathe ; kaddo ka raita...
PUMPKIN: JANUBABAAAAAAAAAAA I will kill you.
JANUBABA: Helpppppppppp
Suddenly SWEETIE comes to help..
SWEETIE: Whats happening guys why are you all fighting....
Rest Laterz.....




lolz

cool. :D

Posted 25 Sep 2003

sweetie says
eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Posted 25 Sep 2003

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