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heart_hacker

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Professor : Why r u late?

Girl : One boy was following me sir

Professor : So,what?

Girl : That boy was walking very slowly.

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3 tips to break a mirror:

1. Throw stone on mirror....

2. Take mirror and just drop it....

3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE

..............

Dil se dil laga kar to dekho
meri yadoon main ansoo baha kar to dekho

sms kiya call bhi karein gy sanam
bus aik bar mery mobile main card dalwa kar to dekho.
.........

sms jokes > Sardar sms Jokes



Sardar Smile Please




Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him.

Why?






He said: “Smile Please !”

Posted 22 Mar 2007
~tasha~ says
Posted 22 Mar 2007
London_Girl says
Professor : Why r u late?

Girl : One boy was following me sir

Professor : So,what?

Girl : That boy was walking very slowly.



Posted 22 Mar 2007
kOoLeSt1 says
Posted 23 Mar 2007
nina says
Machhar marne ka new TARIKA..... pehle ek zinda machhar pakdo... fir usko zameen pe letao.... fir usko GUDGUDI karo..... jaise hi hasne ke liye muh khole... uske muh mein ALLOUT dal do....
Posted 26 Mar 2007
Rapunzel says
Posted 27 Mar 2007
sun_shine says
very good
Posted 27 Mar 2007
sun_shine says
Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

Posted 27 Mar 2007
sun_shine says
Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi...!
Posted 27 Mar 2007
sun_shine says
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
Posted 27 Mar 2007
sun_shine says
SARDAR: Aaj mein ne paani ko ullu banaya
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.

Posted 27 Mar 2007
sun_shine says
Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!
Posted 27 Mar 2007
sun_shine says
kaisay laga aap sab ko?
Posted 27 Mar 2007
Rapunzel says
Shadi ki movie
Posted 27 Mar 2007
heart_hacker says
Posted 27 Mar 2007
London_Girl says
rapunzel said:

Shadi ki movie




Posted 02 Apr 2007
Shahrukh Khan says
Posted 03 Apr 2007
~tasha~ says
sun_shine said:

Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.



Posted 03 Apr 2007
nina says
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!




Posted 03 Apr 2007
nina says
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

Dear SIR,BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL VICH DIL NAHI LAGDA, TE RAAT NU NeinD NAHI ANDI, KYOKe SCHOOL VICH KUrIYAN GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vitch ik VI NAHI HAI JO HAI OH SAB ENIYAN AJEEB NE K DEKHAN NU JI NI KARDA TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP JI DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
Posted 03 Apr 2007
nina says
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
Posted 03 Apr 2007
nina says
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata
Posted 03 Apr 2007
nina says
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI"
Posted 03 Apr 2007
~tasha~ says
good work
Posted 03 Apr 2007
heart_hacker says
Posted 03 Apr 2007
London_Girl says
nina said:

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI"




Posted 03 Apr 2007
heart_hacker says
Posted 06 Apr 2007
valandrian says
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Posted 23 Sep 2018
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