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Professor : Why r u late?

Girl : One boy was following me sir

Professor : So,what?

Girl : That boy was walking very slowly.

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3 tips to break a mirror:

1. Throw stone on mirror....

2. Take mirror and just drop it....

3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE

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Dil se dil laga kar to dekho
meri yadoon main ansoo baha kar to dekho

sms kiya call bhi karein gy sanam
bus aik bar mery mobile main card dalwa kar to dekho.
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sms jokes > Sardar sms Jokes



Sardar Smile Please




Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him.

Why?






He said: “Smile Please !”

Posted on 3/22/2007 7:23:54 PM
Posted on 3/22/2007 7:34:42 PM
Professor : Why r u late?

Girl : One boy was following me sir

Professor : So,what?

Girl : That boy was walking very slowly.



Posted on 3/22/2007 7:58:54 PM
Posted on 3/23/2007 1:11:14 AM
Machhar marne ka new TARIKA..... pehle ek zinda machhar pakdo... fir usko zameen pe letao.... fir usko GUDGUDI karo..... jaise hi hasne ke liye muh khole... uske muh mein ALLOUT dal do....
Posted on 3/26/2007 10:51:35 PM
Posted on 3/27/2007 12:51:56 PM
very good
Posted on 3/27/2007 7:32:33 PM
Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

Posted on 3/27/2007 7:33:11 PM
Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi...!
Posted on 3/27/2007 7:34:27 PM
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
Posted on 3/27/2007 7:35:07 PM
SARDAR: Aaj mein ne paani ko ullu banaya
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.

Posted on 3/27/2007 7:35:56 PM
Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!
Posted on 3/27/2007 7:36:28 PM
kaisay laga aap sab ko?
Posted on 3/27/2007 7:37:21 PM
Shadi ki movie
Posted on 3/27/2007 7:43:33 PM
Posted on 3/27/2007 8:02:14 PM
rapunzel:
Shadi ki movie



Posted on 4/2/2007 7:20:04 PM
sun_shine:
Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.



Posted on 4/3/2007 4:55:48 AM
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!




Posted on 4/3/2007 6:57:15 AM
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

Dear SIR,BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL VICH DIL NAHI LAGDA, TE RAAT NU NeinD NAHI ANDI, KYOKe SCHOOL VICH KUrIYAN GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vitch ik VI NAHI HAI JO HAI OH SAB ENIYAN AJEEB NE K DEKHAN NU JI NI KARDA TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP JI DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
Posted on 4/3/2007 7:00:51 AM
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
Posted on 4/3/2007 7:03:10 AM
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata
Posted on 4/3/2007 7:06:09 AM
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI"
Posted on 4/3/2007 7:08:03 AM
good work
Posted on 4/3/2007 7:14:19 AM
Posted on 4/3/2007 10:26:06 AM
nina:
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI"



Posted on 4/3/2007 9:18:33 PM
Posted on 4/6/2007 11:54:21 AM
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