~Jokes~

Professor : Why r u late?

Girl : One boy was following me sir

Professor : So,what?

Girl : That boy was walking very slowly.

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3 tips to break a mirror:

1. Throw stone on mirror....

2. Take mirror and just drop it....

3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE

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Dil se dil laga kar to dekho
meri yadoon main ansoo baha kar to dekho

sms kiya call bhi karein gy sanam
bus aik bar mery mobile main card dalwa kar to dekho.
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sms jokes > Sardar sms Jokes



Sardar Smile Please




Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him.

Why?






He said: “Smile Please !”