Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the
office
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A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to
call one in particular
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !
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Koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak
bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
Teacher : What is the chemical formulae of water ?
Sardar : HIJKLMNO
Teacher : What are you talking about ?
Sardar : Yesterday you said it is H to O
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A small boy wrote to Santa Claus : " Send me a brother "
Santa wrote back : " Send me your mother "
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and
closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes : Why are you
doing this? Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
