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Ae duniya ooout patangaan

ye duniya kaafi OOT PATAANG cheez hai
aur yahan oout pataang harkatain bhi hoti hai

share karain yahan aap sab
hosh sanbhalnay say ab tak agar aap nay koi OOUT PATAANG harkat ki ho tou
Posted on 8/14/2007 8:34:50 PM
main shareef bacha hon

kuch nahi kia

bas thori si harkatye ki
Posted on 8/15/2007 3:27:27 AM
main bataon QV ne kia kiyaaaaaa
Posted on 8/15/2007 4:58:35 AM
I have a very Great Memory...

Sixth Class ki Summer Vacation...Vacations mainn School Work Milta tha....QV mujhay perhaati thi...Bohat BORE kerti thi...Aik din I completed the writing work...

QV was Fixing the Curtains in the Room..And she came to me to check my Register, She placed a HOOK with which she was Hooking the Curtains...

I said ...Its like a KEY ...Can we open the Locks with it...She didn't reply...and was Busy in Checking my Register...

I looked at the Switch Board and Thought if I insert this KEY (Hook) in the Electric Switch Board. It will be a Fun.....

But Then I though if I'll do it inside the room QV will beat me.. So I went out and INSERTED IT IN THE ELECTRIC Switch Board,,.,,


THAAA THAA THAA....JHATKAY Waali Bijli nay UTHA KAY 5 Foot duur phainka NB jee ko

Everyone Came Out and started asking what happend to you...I was Just pointing out my finger towards switch board and shouting ....

No body Noticed the board and thought I have saw some BHOOT and got scared...

After 10 Minutes they Noticed and The DAD came with a stick to beat me ..Magar AMMI nay bacha liya

Phir Aik Long Time tek mera RECORD LAGTA RAHA SIsters kay Haathonn...

"HAANN....KHUL GAYA AQAL KA TAALA ISS CHAABI SAY ?? "
Posted on 8/15/2007 11:26:35 AM
aahoo

panga kiya tha is nay



aik baar

jab pajero naye naye aaye thi
ye chhota tha kaafi tab
cycle bhi new li thi is nay
aur takker mar di side say aik pajero ko


is ko dant pari bohatttt
but hum nay appreciate kiya kay
hamaray bhai nay gari bhi CHUN kay side mari hai
Posted on 8/15/2007 10:05:28 PM
cutefriend:
main shareef bacha hon

kuch nahi kia

bas thori si harkatye ki


un thori si main say koi 100/200 bata do
Posted on 8/15/2007 10:14:15 PM
cutefriend:
main bataon QV ne kia kiyaaaaaa

haan haan tello
























aagay mera kaam hai
Posted on 8/15/2007 10:16:27 PM
waisay it was not fair
but hum girls nay aik baar teaher ko dhoka diya
jab hum college main thay 3 saal pehlay to
hamaray college main aik magician aaye thay
jiska show ticket tha 25 rupees each person.
so hum tamaam friends buhat bore ho gaye to socha k show dekhnay chaltay hain per problem yeh thi
k hum sab main say kisi k paas bhi money nahi tha.
to hum nay faisla kiya k pehlay show dekhtay hain phir jo hoga dekha jaayega to hall ki settings is tarah thi
k 20 chairs thi baaki sab zameen pe baithay thay
to hum takreeban 12 friends gaye aur front seats per baith gaye.show k dauraan pooray hall main khamoshi thi masiwaye hamaray jo sab say ziyada bol rahay thay.
show khatam hua aur jab paisay lainay ki baari aaye to hum sab uth gaye.
hamaray college hall k 2 raastay hain ab aik raastay main hamari teacher khari hain money lay rahi hain aur doosray main megician aur unkay partners.
to hum teacher walay raastay say guzray teacher nay hum say poocha k paisay?
to hum nay kaha k paisay to hum nay megician ko day diye,unho nay kha k hmain dainay thay megician ko kyun?\to hum nay kaha k hamain kya maloom tha hum samjhay megician ko dainay hain.
yeh din mujhay hamesha yaad rahain ga
college girls hamesha kehti yaar tum log hamain bhi yeh mushwara daitay to hum kehtay k jab cheez commom ho jaati hain uska maza nahi rehta
Posted on 8/15/2007 10:36:49 PM
main itni achi ti ky koi shararat nahi ki lol
Posted on 8/15/2007 11:05:21 PM
haha
outpattang harkatein ki hein
magar tell kerney key laiq nahi hein!
Posted on 8/16/2007 1:18:53 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
kiya kiu?
Posted on 8/16/2007 2:26:06 AM
haan jee yeh Badshah nay na ...nay na ..nay na...bataoon
Posted on 8/16/2007 3:31:35 PM
kinnay masoom hain nay ye bad sha aur king

aur aik wo sab say bara masoom

aaya nahin abhi tak yahan
Posted on 8/16/2007 11:20:24 PM
QUEEN VICTORIA:
cutefriend:
main shareef bacha hon

kuch nahi kia

bas thori si harkatye ki


un thori si main say koi 100/200 bata do


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
itni yad kernye main bhi time lagta hia
Posted on 8/17/2007 2:00:08 AM
QUEEN VICTORIA:
cutefriend:
main bataon QV ne kia kiyaaaaaa

haan haan tello
























aagay mera kaam hai

u se kuch nai ker hona
Posted on 8/17/2007 2:00:32 AM
QUEEN VICTORIA:
kinnay masoom hain nay ye bad sha aur king

aur aik wo sab say bara masoom

aaya nahin abhi tak yahan


o kon aay
Posted on 8/17/2007 3:41:22 PM
Posted on 8/17/2007 4:50:35 PM
AHOO
Posted on 8/17/2007 5:34:10 PM
ti hoya..
Posted on 8/18/2007 2:49:01 PM
yup mein ne ki thi
hamra gahr jis jagah hai wahan takreeban 70% shops hain n gali full bazar ka naqsha batati hai i think jab mein 6 mein thi garmiyon ki chuttiyon mein hum nechy shift ho jate the aur hamain nend b nhi ati thi dopahaa ko.

Aik din gallery se gali mein dekh rhi tu yad aya baraf khate hain baraf nikalai khane ka dil nhi chha aik Aunty burqe mein ja rhi thi aur burqq is tarah lya hua tha k mand samne nazar arhi thi tu mere hath se baraf sedhi unki mang pe wo bechari heran aur mein peche hat gyi lolz
Posted on 8/18/2007 8:40:26 PM
hmmmm aik baar remote control car ki motro nikali
aur us ko 220 V se chalanye ki try ki thi motor bhi uri aur main bhi ura per thora sa

per tab as pass koi nahi tha warna achi bhali thukai ho jani thi
Posted on 8/19/2007 3:21:47 AM
Royaa Afghan:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
kiya kiu?


bus wsey hi.
Posted on 8/20/2007 3:58:55 AM
new_beau:
haan jee yeh Badshah nay na ...nay na ..nay na...bataoon

na na na
Posted on 8/20/2007 4:02:10 AM
aik aur baat yad aye

han tu

ohh yar bhol gaye baat
Posted on 8/20/2007 4:02:39 AM
Phir aap ki "rangayee" bhi tou hui thi ..woh bhi tell kero
Posted on 8/21/2007 6:43:56 PM
zara jaldi...
Posted on 8/21/2007 7:31:23 PM
ranagai hui thi kay aglat rand bhi PHITAK gaye thay
Posted on 8/21/2007 10:41:27 PM
colour se yad aya ke

logon ke main gate per koi kuch na kuch likh dia kertye thye ham frndz spray paint ke sath late nite lolzzzzz
Posted on 8/22/2007 2:30:48 AM
ki hogya..
Posted on 8/22/2007 6:46:58 PM
cutefriend:
colour se yad aya ke

logon ke main gate per koi kuch na kuch likh dia kertye thye ham frndz spray paint ke sath late nite lolzzzzz

late night ooot patang harkatain aapki purani aadat hai
Posted on 8/22/2007 9:36:52 PM
arye bara maza atta hia

Posted on 8/23/2007 3:40:23 AM
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