BOLLYWOOD ACTRESSES VS THE MOON!

BOLLYWOOD ACTRESSES VS THE MOON!
Will Indian actresses partner with Lollywood stars?

An astropalmist from Lahore in Pakistan is asking for Bollywood's most beautiful women to partner with their Lollywood counterparts…for scientific reasons! Professor Fazal Karim Khan believes that these ladies can save the world from Mars' debilitating influence when the planet comes the closest it has been to Earth since the last ice age. During an interview with The Nation, he stated: "To avoid the bad omens of the planet Mars on earth, beautiful women of the world should offer prayers the whole night. If Indian film actresses Kareena Kapoor, Manisha Koirala, Aishwarya Rai, Bipasha Basu and others in their full make-up and kajal (kohl) in their eyes, watch the once in the lifetime phenomenon of Mars at the closest range only then it would be a good omen for the sub-continent." At precisely 10.51am British Summer Time, the two planets will be a mere 34,646,418 miles apart - 145 times the distance to the Moon.