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INSTALLING LOVE

Tech Support: Yes Ma'am... how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you
guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do
first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart
ma'am?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to
install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ma'am?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge, Resentment and
Anger running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current
operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer
disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a
module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn
off Grudge, Resentment and Anger. Those programs prevent Love from being
properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do
this as many times as necessary until Grudge, Resentment and Anger have
completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started to install itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to
begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - program not
run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry ma'am. It means that the Love program is set up to run
on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical
terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will
overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you
need to delete Negative Self-Talk and Judging Others from all directories and
empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey!!! My Heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing
on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My
Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything
gets it at the proper time. So now Love is installed and running.. One more
thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various
modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return
some cool modules and Love Upgrades back to you.

Customer: I promise to do just that. By the way, what's your name?

Tech Support: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, or just "I AM." Most people
feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy; but, the
manufacturer (ME) suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love
efficiency.
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