Agra ka Tajmahal,delhi ka kutubminar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha
hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasam khuda ki,Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai


Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley jayein
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho


Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

this on very funy
E dost teri dosti k liye duniya chhod denge,
teri taraf aaye tufan ko mod denge,
lekin tune jo saath chhoda,
kasam se teri haddiya tod denge!