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mujrim tere liye hai sirf yeh ...

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cutefriend

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yeh le jani sirf tere liey


mujrim tu hai hi

to ab zara thora advance wala ban ja na

boll kis wali ki delivery chahye    
Posted 08 Sep 2008
Mujrim says
yaar asal mei mujhe shok hai sirf pistol ka


tu mujhe woh german made 30 bore ki pistol laakar de de
Posted 08 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
bolye tu tukravye ki

spell may be theek na hoon

but samjh gaya na ????

bol kis colour main chahaye aur kitni chahyen

aj bus bol tu
Posted 08 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
aur han sath cartridge ka bhi baata de kitnye chahye

main kehta hon aik dafa hi delivery ho jaye na


Posted 08 Sep 2008
Mujrim says
do chahiye

ho sakay to laser guided thk hai

aur haan magzine do extra le aana
matlab total 4 extra


uskay paisay alag se dedooga
yaar abhi 30,000Rs laga kar license liya hai pistol ka warna to illegally rakhta tha
Posted 08 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
do kia tu beshak 3 le xtra

nai nia
magzines ki offer free hai

yeh new offer hai 1st 10 ko 5 magzinez tak free
boll phir    


han yar yeh tu theek hai bandye ko illegal kam bhi legal tarekye se kerne chahye

jese pak ke politician kerte hain   
Posted 08 Sep 2008
Mujrim says
haan wohi na

issi liye ab jaake license ban waya hai


chal phr jitnay magz bhijwa sakta hai bhijwa

lekin yaar laser guided chahiye pistols
Posted 08 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
ohh meri jaan tension na lye
laser kiya tu kahye tu 1000 watt ka bulb laga ke bhej dounn
light hi light ho gi


bol bus hukam ker


Posted 08 Sep 2008
Mujrim says
lolz idea acha hai

lekin rehnede
Posted 08 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
arye nai nai free main laga doun ga bulb yarrr bilkul free

aik dam free
labour charges bhi nahi hongye


jub tu 1000 watt ka bulb laga ke chalaye ga gun aur nishana le ga
na tujhye koi cheez nazar aye gi aur na samnye walye ko

phir andha dhund firing ka maza aye ga na

kesa phir
Posted 08 Sep 2008
Asian says
i want a gun
Posted 08 Sep 2008
Mujrim says
no Asian will gift u a bunny bt nt a gun
Posted 08 Sep 2008
Mujrim says
cutefriend said:

arye nai nai free main laga doun ga bulb yarrr bilkul free

aik dam free
labour charges bhi nahi hongye


jub tu 1000 watt ka bulb laga ke chalaye ga gun aur nishana le ga
na tujhye koi cheez nazar aye gi aur na samnye walye ko

phir andha dhund firing ka maza aye ga na

kesa phir




oyee hooyeee


nai yaar iss se fuzool mei kissi aur ko lag jayegi so rehnede
Posted 08 Sep 2008
Rehan M Din says

Dada geeri ho rahi hai yahan to...

bas meray bhejay mai goli mat marna...
boht mayousi ho gi...
Posted 09 Sep 2008
SupidGuy says


inn mai PAANI dalta hai????






Posted 09 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
Asian said:

i want a gun



which one

boloo boloooo

special discount milye gaaaa    
Posted 09 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
Mujrim said:

no Asian will gift u a bunny bt nt a gun



boly tu bunny fited gun ?????????
Posted 09 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
Mujrim said:

cutefriend said:

arye nai nai free main laga doun ga bulb yarrr bilkul free

aik dam free
labour charges bhi nahi hongye


jub tu 1000 watt ka bulb laga ke chalaye ga gun aur nishana le ga
na tujhye koi cheez nazar aye gi aur na samnye walye ko

phir andha dhund firing ka maza aye ga na

kesa phir




oyee hooyeee


nai yaar iss se fuzool mei kissi aur ko lag jayegi so rehnede


chal tu itns insist kerta hai tu rehne deta hoon
warna cheezye tu sub ready thi

chal phir delivery mer woi khas person de ga

code yaad hai na
Posted 09 Sep 2008
Mujrim says
haan

wohi haina
y did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side....
Posted 09 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
Rehan M Din said:


Dada geeri ho rahi hai yahan to...

bas meray bhejay mai goli mat marna...
boht mayousi ho gi...



nai nai ji

dadda bhai tu aye hi nahi idher
tu no dadda geeri

yeh tu apni protection ke liye hai paa jiiii

nai nia goli nai marni paa ji menu pata bahut dard hundi wa
Posted 09 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
SupidGuy said:



inn mai PAANI dalta hai????








chaloo paa ji u yehi samjh lo ke pani dalta hai
Posted 09 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
Mujrim said:

haan

wohi haina
y did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side....




oyeeeeeeeeeee yeh bolna nai tha

chall abhi tu koi hai nia
kisi ko nai pata chala ho ga




per next time be carefull jani

theek hai na
Posted 09 Sep 2008
Mujrim says
haan thk hai
Posted 09 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
yar kal sham tak mera person tere pass pohnch jaye ga

tu sea per woh apna ji personal island hai na udher chala ja

jaldi
Posted 10 Sep 2008
Mujrim says
koi nai bus ek ghantay mei pohnch gaya mein
Posted 12 Sep 2008
Rehan M Din says
cutefriend said:

Rehan M Din said:


Dada geeri ho rahi hai yahan to...

bas meray bhejay mai goli mat marna...
boht mayousi ho gi...



nai nai ji

dadda bhai tu aye hi nahi idher
tu no dadda geeri

yeh tu apni protection ke liye hai paa jiiii

nai nia goli nai marni paa ji menu pata bahut dard hundi wa


sachi...
mai tay kya bara sawad aanda howay ga...
Posted 15 Sep 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
cutefriend said:



yeh le jani sirf tere liey


mujrim tu hai hi

to ab zara thora advance wala ban ja na

boll kis wali ki delivery chahye    



Haw hai!
Posted 15 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
Rehan M Din said:

cutefriend said:

Rehan M Din said:


Dada geeri ho rahi hai yahan to...

bas meray bhejay mai goli mat marna...
boht mayousi ho gi...



nai nai ji

dadda bhai tu aye hi nahi idher
tu no dadda geeri

yeh tu apni protection ke liye hai paa jiiii

nai nia goli nai marni paa ji menu pata bahut dard hundi wa


sachi...
mai tay kya bara sawad aanda howay ga...


nai nia es ghalat fhemi vich na rahyoooo

kadi vi na ji kadi vi na
Posted 15 Sep 2008
cutefriend says
Mystique said:

cutefriend said:



yeh le jani sirf tere liey


mujrim tu hai hi

to ab zara thora advance wala ban ja na

boll kis wali ki delivery chahye    



Haw hai!


kki hoya ji ???????

tehano keri chahye di wa   
Posted 15 Sep 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Mere lai machine gun lake ayoh!
Posted 15 Sep 2008
Mujrim says
lolz nai CF warna mei woh nai karpaoga jo mei aaj tak karta aaya hu
Posted 16 Sep 2008
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