How True......***

Assalam O Alaikum

*As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

*A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

*Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

*Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

*The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

*It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

*If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

*If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

Posted on 2/6/2009 12:03:49 AM

sweetie

Posted on 2/6/2009 12:09:20 AM

olldman

Very good, Sun Shine.

((Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.))

Thats what a wife said, when claiming husbands insurance money.

Posted on 2/6/2009 3:02:56 AM

sun_shine

*Walaikum Salaam

*Thank You Very Much Both Of you...

Lolz Mr.Oldman Sir
Women Itni Mean Bhi nahi hoti...!

Posted on 2/6/2009 5:08:49 PM