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London, United Kingdom
80,000 sardars meet in the Stadium for a "sardars Are Not Stupid"
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that sardars
are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
A sardar works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The
leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little
Then 80,000 sardars started cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of
you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media
here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance."
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says,
"Ninety?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a
dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened.
The sardar starts crying and the
80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER
CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage,
eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2?"
The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 sardars jump to
their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER