2HOT4U
Age: 124
Total Posts: 4298
Points: 0
Location:
USA, USA
1. You refer to yourself and your friends with names such as "pimpdaddy2000" and "sugarbaby14" on the phone.
2. You have met more people online than you know in real life.
3. You get in a bad mood if you're away from your computer for more than 10 hours.
4. Your chair has an ass-groove because you have nothing better to do than sit in it.
5. You have your own email, webpage, every possible messenger, a message post/board, your own chat, and a telnet talker.
6. You spend 4 hours or more online each day, on a regular basis.
7. You are outraged if someone doesn't message you back, and you spam them with hatemail.
8. You seem to value what people on the other side of the country think of you, whom you will most likely never meet anyways, and you burst into tears if Jiggy007 doesn't say goodbye to you.
9. You've met more than twenty 17/f/blonde/blue eyes/skinny/big boobs/professional model people in chats.
10. You acctually believe they're all big-breasted, blond models.
11. You threaten to punish someone by banning them from your internet club or talker, as if it will affect their lives deeply.(oh boo hoo!)
12. You openly admit your a loser, and rejoice in it.
13. When you're not online, you're thinking about, or talking about what you do online.
14. Everyone refers to you as "that cyber bitch" because of your incessant need to challenge everyone with your opinions
15. Your eyes hurt from staring at the screen, and there's a buildup of dishes on your desk. You haven't seen the light of day in a while.
16. You imposter people, i.e. Celebrities, on a regular basis.
17. You take your rank as an Admin. in a chat VERY seriously, as if it were a real profession.
18. You think you're God, because you're the owner or founder of a chat/talker.
19. You use LOL, WBS, LMAO, JK, YGM, or any other net abbreviations, in real life.
20. You demand a picture from everyone, and you're always posting useless pictures of yourself. "Here's my left big-toe.."
21. You dominate all chats and clubs, because you know everyone.
Mani
Age: 124
7809 days old here
Total Posts: 4129
Points: 0
Location:
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Whoa.....WHOA...IS THIS FOR REALS?
6. You spend 4 hours or more online each day, on a regular basis.
12. You openly admit your a loser, and rejoice in it.
10. You acctually believe they're all big-breasted, blond models. Welll?........one can only hope!!...:D...damn it...this is an eye opener...no more!
