Accountant's Way to Understand Life:


Our Birth is our Opening Balance !
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities ,

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset ,

Soul is our Fixed Asset ,

Brain is our Fixed Deposit ,

Thinking is our Current Account ,
Achievements are our Capital ,

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves ,

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill ,
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend,

Children are our Bonus Issues ,

Education is Brands / Patents ,
Knowledge is our Investment,

Experience is our Premium Account,

Aim:    The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
Goal:    The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.



Dinesh Vora