Things You Dont Want To Hear During Surg

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Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
- Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called !
- Oh no! I just lost my watch.
- "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
- There go the lights again...
- Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
- Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
- What's this doing here?
- I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
-You sure it wasn't this leg?
- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
- Are his relatives waiting outside?
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!
- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
- This scissor looks rusted.
- Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
- Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?
- Now from where did this spider come in from.

Posted 17 Nov 2003

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hahhahahhaaha

roflmao
now this is proper funny
hahahhahahhahahhahhaha

Posted 17 Nov 2003

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-That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!.......ouch.....:p

Posted 17 Nov 2003

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rogi_jogi said:
Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

[COLOR=BROWN]- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
- Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called !

- "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

- Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!

- Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
- Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?
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hahahaha, best ones!

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