Yeeeeh Ha Ha Ha Ha Haa...
Sorry To Interrupt Our Regular Music Announcement Over This News Update, According To Recent Reports Sustain, Princes Haleem Has Been Taken Hostage By A Devious Looking Female Who Goes By The Name Of Lady Churail. The Incident Took Place Just A Few Hours Ago When The Princes Was Kidnaped At Her Quit A Sweet Palace. The Devious Looking Female Was Reported To Be Seen Heading North Towards The South Pole. According To The Latest Contact We Have With His Royal Highness King Edward. Lady Churail Has Caughted Around Some One Thousand Pythagorean Heads. Prince William Has Pledged To Ran Sympathy With The Devious Female And Have Reportedly Taken Off After Her. The Question However Is, How Long Till Prince is Host Tuesday? This Is Francis Disuse, Reporting Live For DVB, Around The World, Around The Clock.

Sab Yeh Kahain Kay Tu Hai Churail
Halaankay Kay Maheena Hai Aprail
Pata Nahin Kissi Ko Kya Hai Tu Karti
Na Hai Tu Larti Na Hai Jhagarti
Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja Karlay War
Aaj To Aaya Nahin Mera Jamadaar
Bohot Din Huay Mainay Khaaya Nahin Lassan
Aaya Hai Party Main Jaadu Gar Jackson


Bohot Aala Lady Churail
Bohot Aala
Bohot Aala Lady Churail Bohot Aala


Jadu Dikhata Hoon
Gaib Ho Jaata Hoon
Murgi Ko Main Murga Banaata Hoon
Iraaday Hain Meray Bilkul Naik
Zara Tu Palat Kar Yahan To Dekh
Ten Nine Eight Seven Six Five Chaar
Don't Be Silly Now Come On Yaar
Laaya Hoon Teray Liye Bomb Nahin Cake
Cake Cake Cake Bomb Bomb Nahin Cake


Bohot Aala Lady Churail
Bohot Aala
Bohot Aala Lady Churail Bohot Aala


Mushkilon Ko Jhelta
Khatron Say Khelta
Aa Raha Hoon Main
Mushkilon Ko Jhelta
Kathron Say Khelta
Aa Raha Hoon Main...

The Latest Update On The Hungry Stage Buildup Live On Telephone With Our Correspondent In Pythagorean Empire Mike Buddubay. So Mike How Are Things This Hour At The South Pole? Well Francis Princes Haleem Is Not Too Happy With The Situation And Hopefully Prince William Arrive Sooner Then Expected And Until Then We Gonna Have To Keep Our Fingers Crossed.

I'm Very Very Sorry With My Lambi Lambi Daari
I Go To Kimaari In My New Honda Gaari
Hay Hay Hay Just Give Me A Brake
No No No Jao Jump In The Lake
Gun Hai Meray Paas Three Not Tree
Karta Hoon Tujhko Abhi Main Free
Nahin Hai Time For A Cup Of Tea
Hasta La Vista Baby
(Hasta La Vista Baby)


Bohot Aala Lady Chorial
Bohot Aala
Bohot Aala Lady Chorial Bohot Aala

Na Yeh Pehnay Jeans Na Hi Frock
Sab Is Say Poochain What's Up Doc
Na Yeh Angoor Khaye Na Hi Bayr
Pehlay Hi Isko Hui Bari Dair
Abhi Abhi Abhi Isnay Khaaya Magarmach
Much Much Much Much Thank You Very Much
Hoga Iska Har Plan Fail
Chotay Chotay Hathon Pain Hain Lambay Nail

Bohot Aala Lady Churail
Bohot Aala
Laday Churail Aap Jeet Gai Hain

Mushkilon Ko Jhelta
Khatron Say Khelta
Aa Raha Hoon Main...
Mushkilon Ko Jhelta
Kathron Say Khelta
Aa Raha Hoon Main...
Aa Raha Hoon Main...
Aa Raha Hoon Main.....