Two guys are talking to each other at bar and they're talking about how they just adore aishwarya, and if u ask any1 who would ur ideal women be they would say 'aishwarya aishwarya', another guy walks into the bar and hears them talking, he walks over to them and says:
'whats the big deal with aishwarya, if you take her eyes out, her beautiful smile out, her figure out, her dancing and acting talen out and whats left?'
one of the guys replies: 'my wife'
are ashiq..bilkul..ji..tum to no 1 ho..[;)]
kia karein yaar hum kisi ki feelings ko hurt nai kerte na..khas ker doston ki feelings ko ..to tumhari kaise kar sakte hein...jo tum ne kaha hum ne haan mein haan mila di..aur kia bulwana chahte ho hum se....[:P]
basically hoor ji kethi hai ke mein (aashiq) number 1 hoon, "are ashiq..bilkul..ji..tum to no 1 ho.. "
and she was being sarcastic and well I sadi no need to use friendship to say the truth jo hai hi...