*most asian girls r manufactured copies of eachother : They all hav- highlighted*optional ..hair which is always straight and left out to be messed up by the wind!, contacts which r wrong on the skin -
*BIG HEELS....to make-up their lack of height!
*Tight black hipsters or crops<<<<to show off their so called 'lovely' figure
*U LOOK LIKE SLAPPAS!!!!!
*the essential - Mobile phone (u cant live without it)
*U walk around wiv a big grin to show u removed ur braces!
*As soon as u get complimented u strut around thinkin u da bomb!..lol!
*And most boys seem to like that look....y???
*Most gals cant dance -think they good @it but actually dont even move their feet 4rm da same spot!*
U reading glamour mags like Bliss/Sugar/J-17/ try 2 imititate gorri’s look why can’t u just accept da fact u is asian!!!
*Ur all so bothered about having dark skin "oh mirror mirror on da wall, who is da fairest of them all"… u start bleaching ur skin…errr u muppet da rest of ur body is brown....Dipsy off teletubbies style!!!!#
*U got a sim-card on every network = you'za Hoe!!!!
*Always end up fancying da same bloke as ur m8 hence u a despo!!!!
*Gals going to Dixy's ...come off it girl...we all know u are HUNGRY 4 the MEN!!!!
*Most of ya'll so cheap I see u in Harvey Nichols trying on free tester make-up & Ralph Lauren - Romance... Look gyal I know u a slaaaag but plz make an effort 2 buy ur own cosmetics
*When ur online its a charade!!! ur either called:: Princess or Soni Kuri ... got 60 guys on ur msn, give ur digits out to any guy who asks... pics of u really are a revolting sight!!!!! Or cut a models pic out of Asian Bride Magazine thinking no1 will notice....then u claim dat pic is of YOU....and guys are so dumb they believe u aswell.... lol!!!! ....................SAD INDIVIDUAL!!!!!
*After Daddy drops u off 2 college in the morning... U got 2 da toilets and get changed in some low-cut top and mini-skirt... tryna reveal a bit of flesh look why doncha try kerb-crawling instead!!!!!
*Seem to care sooooooooooooooo much about religion but still smoke,drink and other things which i cant mention......
*Hang around wit ur wannabe "Miss World" crew all competin wiv each oder 4 male attention, n Where there is next mans…dats where is U.. raising da pitch of ur voices screamin 2 get some guys lookin ur way…when in fact da chipmunk voice jus turns em off!
*Asian gals vocab:Ya gets me, u pindu, get ur coat love u’ve pulled
*And u think ur gods gift!!...u know ur butterz!!!
*Put bare make-up on to cover ur spots and lipgloss/lipstick which drips off ur lips . All try to be rude girls!!!!....etc...go to da temple to check da oppposite sex!!...very sad!
ASIAN BOYZ
*The hair-crop,chewed muff @da front,spikes...all gelled wiv sum gunk - and if and if someone dares to even touch ur hair they better start writing their will! *U all seem to have bum fluff on ur face!....tryin to look older u jus look like poofs! *Most of ya’ll be freshified…go back 2 ur banana boat!!!!!
*Da essential......once again da mobile!!!!
*Shake hands wiv every guy u meet even if u dont know them! *sit wiv ur legz soooo far apart… one in Africa…one in India!!!!! *Asian boyz vocab- ma bitch,shorty,missions,buff,tick,nahh,init,seen,skeen,gwan,ra hh,safe,blad,geeza,chirpse,skeet,bredrin,spar,rents,waghwaan ! *u think u a black man! *Listen to garage , r nb....we all know u listen to the sh*tty hindi crap
*And i know u got Zee TV at home.. tut tut yes we know u fancy Kareena Kapoor !!!!
*Ur motto...every hole is a goal/Life is like a dick when it gets hard f*** it...then u want to marry virgin marys...wots that all about???? *All wanna be a dj or a mc-pleeez dont even try! *u have da biggest head in da world… Mr EGO’s so big, can ur head even fit through da door??
*Got too much attitude, HERO stop showing off ur aggro, u claim 2 have 6pac n pecks when we know u a puny lil fing man...u fink u some next breed Mike Tyson!!!
*Wats wiv blazin out bhangra n all dis Tupac Shakur frm ur beemaz u fink u fink ur so smooth... and y does every asian guy think they're MC Romeo???
*Why do u always happen to be wit ur clique, smokin da reefa, wearin ur Rockports/Wallabes, cK 1 aftershave (look m8 dats a bit out-of-date), Moschino trousers wiv writin all ova...u tryna copy SoSolidCru! bad-boy wannabeeez oh plz!!!
* scanning gyals finkin u gotta chance, and they like it too???
*U go out wiv a gal-use and abuse her, den move on to da next...u all playa wannabezzz..u all jus came out ur nappies so sit ur asses down!
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its all ur imagination , madmax, u dont have to critizise on anyone like that. its not the fact ,any y asian ?> y u from some mars planet withut a head?just dont talk like this to anyone man , common , not all guys are stupid enuff , ya , guys in ur cadder might be doin the above ones i bet
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I THINK A MORE APPLICABL=E ONE WUD BE DHOBI KA KUTAA NAA GHAR KAA NAA GHAAT KAA! MADMAX, U MUST KNOW ALOT OF HOES MAN, IF DATS THE WAY U FINK BOUT ASIAN GALS! DUDE, LOOK IN DA MIRROR N REALISE, U IS ALSO ASIAN, U AINT A MEMBAA OF THE KKK! YA FREAK!
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yup, delete delete, everything delete! sheesh, propaganda or wat!
dis place sounds like a communist site!
chill sharara, its a joke! i guess ima gona have to be on guard from now on, read every word carefully just incase i might offend sumone with the spelling or wateva!
u guys need to loosen up a bit! u dont have to, just a suggestion!
btw sharara, did u not read all those supposed BAD WORDS in the opening post of the topic, dont u consider that offensive n all! sum of the words i repeated r up there, n alot more! dont c u doin anything bout that!
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slik chik said:
yup, delete delete, everything delete! sheesh, propaganda or wat!
dis place sounds like a communist site!
chill sharara, its a joke! i guess ima gona have to be on guard from now on, read every word carefully just incase i might offend sumone with the spelling or wateva!
u guys need to loosen up a bit! u dont have to, just a suggestion!
btw sharara, did u not read all those supposed BAD WORDS in the opening post of the topic, dont u consider that offensive n all! sum of the words i repeated r up there, n alot more! dont c u doin anything bout that!
well slick if u think they r offensive to u i will edit my post but yaar may khud kehta hoon itni sakhty achi nahi hay anyway it will be gone in 2 mins time have fun
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no way man, i dont think it is, to think u will think bout it as sarcasm yaar! im juss sayin dat sharara was givin out to me, once again for inappropriate language as she puts it, but cum on, we aint kids! wat u posted was just an example! thats it n no, dont edit it! that wasnt wat i wanted to say! n i think u shud have known that as well!
