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Pathan Bhai

Pathan went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan" he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan," Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Pathan?" "Because that's a microwave, Not a TV" he replied.      
Posted on 1/19/2004 4:50:17 PM
Why did 18 Pathan go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed
Posted on 1/19/2004 4:51:13 PM
How do you make a Pathan laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Posted on 1/19/2004 4:51:43 PM
Posted on 1/19/2004 4:52:00 PM
mr nice guy:
Pathan went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan" he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan," Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Pathan?" "Because that's a microwave, Not a TV" he replied.      





mere khiyal may to pathan ki jaga sardar ta

Posted on 1/19/2004 11:14:51 PM
yea sardar tha
Posted on 1/20/2004 12:05:53 AM
haha..wht a joke..
Mady hope u enjoyin..    
Posted on 1/20/2004 6:20:59 AM
YUPS, SARDAR KE JOKES PATHANS PER THOAP DIYE JATEIN HEIN!
TUT TUT!
Posted on 1/20/2004 4:33:29 PM
lol.. yes it is sardar's joke.. heard it many times.

Posted on 1/20/2004 4:39:48 PM
oh ho bhai aap beeti lagti hai isi liye to pathan
Posted on 1/20/2004 4:49:55 PM
oo yarrr.. pathan bhi to adha sardar hi hota hai na
khekehkehekee...

o maddd khochiiii,,, kahan hai yarrrrr..
hehehhehee..
ab shop mei TV aa gae hein
Posted on 1/21/2004 3:45:43 AM
HONESTLY!....THAT WAS A REALLY STUPID JOKE!....
Posted on 1/21/2004 4:15:37 AM
about Sardar ji not about the Phatan
Posted on 1/21/2004 1:25:07 PM
hea its sardar jee joke.....jis par marzee hai fit kar dein

Posted on 1/22/2004 3:13:08 AM
olz..shayd kuch common ho sardar n pathan mei..
Posted on 1/22/2004 6:47:46 AM
lolz......originally dese jokes were on sardars....
Posted on 1/22/2004 7:45:17 AM
london_ki_hoor:
olz..shayd kuch common ho sardar n pathan mei..


kahin pathan naraz naho jaein

Posted on 1/22/2004 11:08:07 AM
kon pathan ?
Posted on 1/27/2004 5:14:28 AM
lolz nahi hote..
Posted on 1/30/2004 7:16:10 AM
kiya nahi hotay ...
Posted on 1/31/2004 2:18:38 AM
naraz..
Posted on 2/3/2004 7:57:56 AM
lolz..
Posted on 2/4/2004 7:05:09 AM
hoor how u know k pathan naraz nahin hota
Posted on 2/5/2004 4:20:19 AM
hmm ... shecret hae.. ap ko nai batana..
Posted on 2/5/2004 7:05:52 AM
plz bata do naaaaaa
Posted on 2/6/2004 4:26:42 AM
nahin nahin ..
Posted on 2/6/2004 7:21:56 AM
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