DIVORCE

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subha

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DIVORCE
A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been
inCanada a year or so and, although his English was far from
perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick." The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little
home with 3 bedrooms.

LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this
case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he
responded.

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport
and have never really needed one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."

LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD
player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.

LAWYER: is your wife a nagger?
POLE: NO, she white.

LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
POLE: SHE going to kill me.

LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.

LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says,"Polish Remover."


Posted 13 Feb 2004



GOSH, THIS IS HILARIOUS

NATASHA
Posted 13 Feb 2004

tarash says
good joke
Posted 14 Feb 2004

Ashii says
heeeeeeeeheheheeehheheee...
haahaahahhaa...
Posted 14 Feb 2004

tarash says
lagta hai sall ko joke
ziaza pasand aa gya hai
Posted 14 Feb 2004

subha says
thx
Posted 14 Feb 2004

tarash says
thx kis ka
sall ki hehehe hahaha ka
Posted 15 Feb 2004

Ashii says
wo act me bhi polish hu na iss liye zyada hansi i
Posted 15 Feb 2004

subha says
tarash said:

thx kis ka
sall ki hehehe hahaha ka





ji aur aap k claping ka bi








Posted 15 Feb 2004

subha says
SALL said:

wo act me bhi polish hu na iss liye zyada hansi i






Posted 15 Feb 2004

~Fragi~ says
ahahahah very nice subha ji ... hahahaaha
Posted 15 Feb 2004

subha says
thanx kiddo ji
Posted 15 Feb 2004

~Fragi~ says
subha said:

thanx kiddo ji




ya are not welcome

    
Posted 15 Feb 2004

tarash says
aap k haan welcome ka rawaj nahin hai kya??
Posted 16 Feb 2004

sanam411 says
haahahahahahah!!! THATS FUNNY!...HAHHAHA!!
Posted 16 Feb 2004

ymahmood says
shukar hay aap ko bhee samajh aa hi gayee
Posted 16 Feb 2004

~Fragi~ says
tarash said:

aap k haan welcome ka rawaj nahin hai kya??



nahi hai .... bus nahi hia to nahi hia
Posted 16 Feb 2004

slik chik says
lolz!
kewl joke!
Posted 16 Feb 2004

subha says
ffm said:

subha said:

thanx kiddo ji




ya are not welcome

    





Posted 16 Feb 2004

slik chik says
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW................WAT HAPPENED?
Posted 16 Feb 2004

subha says
slik chik said:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW................WAT HAPPENED?




shaid kiddo ka damag chal giya hay
Posted 16 Feb 2004

slik chik says
YA THINK?
LMAO!
THATS A DEFINATE THING MA DEAR!
Posted 16 Feb 2004

subha says
Posted 16 Feb 2004

damag chalne k lie damag hona bi chaiye na kido k pas..
Posted 17 Feb 2004

slik chik says
london_ki_hoor said:

damag chalne k lie damag hona bi chaiye na kido k pas..

VALID POINT GURL!
Posted 17 Feb 2004

Posted 17 Feb 2004

Guest_005 says
Posted 02 Mar 2004

Posted 03 Mar 2004

subha says
Posted 07 Mar 2004

aur kuch reh gya hay ?
Posted 07 Mar 2004

<<<<<<<yeh rah gaya tha
Posted 10 Mar 2004

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