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Hilarious!

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
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Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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Dil se ek ishq ki application
create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
        mein wait kar raha hoon.
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Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke khobsoorat kapdee.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho
gaya server down.
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Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya..
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Nazar mein to kia hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain...





Natasha

Posted on 2/13/2004 9:15:07 PM

kewl ones

Posted on 2/13/2004 11:10:24 PM

lol

Posted on 2/14/2004 1:20:18 AM

old ...i posted it

Posted on 2/17/2004 5:26:35 PM

who carez if you posted this messege. can't others post the same messege? is it againt jb's rule? and plus this natasha girl didnt knew about you posted the same messege before. so don't be smart! bye and take care

Posted on 2/17/2004 9:02:37 PM

queen victoria:
old ...i posted it
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted on 3/2/2004 11:17:16 AM


tashi in akshan

Posted on 3/3/2004 5:59:41 AM