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Ager aap Motot Cycle par baithey hain to Do batain hoon gi.................
Ya aap gir jain gai......ya nahi girain gai...........
Ager aap nahi girain gai to koi baat nahi ......Laikin ager aap gir gai to do batain hoon gi..........Aap ko Choot aaye gi.......Ya nahi aaye gi.......Ager aap ko chot nahi aayee ge to koi baat nahi .......Laikin ager aap zakhmi ho jain gay to do batain hoon gi......Aap thik ho jain gai......ya nahi thik hoon gai.........ager aap thik ho gai to koi baat nahi......laikin aap thik nahi huy to do batain hoon gi...k aap zinda bachain gai k nahi ......Ager aap zinda bach gai to koi baat nahi......Laikin ager zinda na bach sakay to do batain hoon gi,....K aap Jannat main jain gai ya Jahanum main ..........Is liy aap Bike per baithnay say pehlay .......achi tarahn soch lain k Aap jannat main jain gai......ya Jahanum main jain gain,,,

Posted on 3/2/2004 3:53:46 PM

first time in my life jab bike pe bathi thi me to i lost my joota in middle of a road

then 2nd and last time i was abt to loose my dopatta
and a police man tried his best to stop us,, parrr
khair zyada details mei kkya jana..
ME MOTORBIKE PE BETHTI HIIIIII NAHI AB

Posted on 3/2/2004 4:30:05 PM

achaaaa...........

Posted on 3/2/2004 6:00:12 PM

aray sirf 2 batein nahi ho sakti

honay ko tu buhat kuch ho sakta hay

aur aap acha karti ho nahi bethti :)

:)


Posted on 3/3/2004 6:07:53 AM


Posted on 3/5/2004 5:04:08 PM

aap kiun muskra rahi ho ?

Posted on 3/7/2004 8:06:34 AM

sall ka joota gir gya tha
queen khud gir gye thein

Posted on 3/7/2004 12:21:57 PM


Posted on 3/10/2004 4:21:08 PM

WARMTH OF LOVE:
aap kiun muskra rahi ho ?

aawein eee

Posted on 3/10/2004 4:23:04 PM

queen victoria:
Really QUEENI JI KIA aap gir gai thin......Per kaisay .......Main nay to puri story sunni hai..........mujhay nahi pata......

Posted on 3/12/2004 10:34:58 AM

mera joooooootttttttttttttttaaa


areyy aur pata kya... 2nd and last time i was with my cousin and aik jaga pe he said "zara jam k batho, there s a police man who ll try to stop us, par hum ne rukna hai hai"
kheekehkeehkehekehkeheee...

Posted on 3/12/2004 2:13:00 PM

SALL:
mera joooooootttttttttttttttaaa


areyy aur pata kya... 2nd and last time i was with my cousin and aik jaga pe he said "zara jam k batho, there s a police man who ll try to stop us, par hum ne rukna hai hai"
kheekehkeehkehekehkeheee...
tab wooo... police wala aap k pichay per gia...........aur aap nay bike ko aur taiz kar kia......aur bas.......

Posted on 3/17/2004 10:02:24 PM

just_adiii9:
Ager aap Motot Cycle par baithey hain to Do batain hoon gi.................
Ya aap gir jain gai......ya nahi girain gai...........
Ager aap nahi girain gai to koi baat nahi ......Laikin ager aap gir gai to do batain hoon gi..........Aap ko Choot aaye gi.......Ya nahi aaye gi.......Ager aap ko chot nahi aayee ge to koi baat nahi .......Laikin ager aap zakhmi ho jain gay to do batain hoon gi......Aap thik ho jain gai......ya nahi thik hoon gai.........ager aap thik ho gai to koi baat nahi......laikin aap thik nahi huy to do batain hoon gi...k aap zinda bachain gai k nahi ......Ager aap zinda bach gai to koi baat nahi......Laikin ager zinda na bach sakay to do batain hoon gi,....K aap Jannat main jain gai ya Jahanum main ..........Is liy aap Bike per baithnay say pehlay .......achi tarahn soch lain k Aap jannat main jain gai......ya Jahanum main jain gain,,,



khekekekekkek



waise is topic ko perh ker bhi 2 baatien ho sakti hain

eik yeh k koi hansey ga , ya koi nahi hansey ga ,,aur jab koi hansey ga to bhi 2 baatien ho sakti hain ............................

Posted on 3/19/2004 2:26:56 AM

~Fragi~:
just_adiii9:
Ager aap Motot Cycle par baithey hain to Do batain hoon gi.................
Ya aap gir jain gai......ya nahi girain gai...........
Ager aap nahi girain gai to koi baat nahi ......Laikin ager aap gir gai to do batain hoon gi..........Aap ko Choot aaye gi.......Ya nahi aaye gi.......Ager aap ko chot nahi aayee ge to koi baat nahi .......Laikin ager aap zakhmi ho jain gay to do batain hoon gi......Aap thik ho jain gai......ya nahi thik hoon gai.........ager aap thik ho gai to koi baat nahi......laikin aap thik nahi huy to do batain hoon gi...k aap zinda bachain gai k nahi ......Ager aap zinda bach gai to koi baat nahi......Laikin ager zinda na bach sakay to do batain hoon gi,....K aap Jannat main jain gai ya Jahanum main ..........Is liy aap Bike per baithnay say pehlay .......achi tarahn soch lain k Aap jannat main jain gai......ya Jahanum main jain gain,,,



khekekekekkek



waise is topic ko perh ker bhi 2 baatien ho sakti hain

eik yeh k koi hansey ga , ya koi nahi hansey ga ,,aur jab koi hansey ga to bhi 2 baatien ho sakti hain ............................

Posted on 3/19/2004 1:15:25 PM

~Fragi~:
just_adiii9:
Ager aap Motot Cycle par baithey hain to Do batain hoon gi.................
Ya aap gir jain gai......ya nahi girain gai...........
Ager aap nahi girain gai to koi baat nahi ......Laikin ager aap gir gai to do batain hoon gi..........Aap ko Choot aaye gi.......Ya nahi aaye gi.......Ager aap ko chot nahi aayee ge to koi baat nahi .......Laikin ager aap zakhmi ho jain gay to do batain hoon gi......Aap thik ho jain gai......ya nahi thik hoon gai.........ager aap thik ho gai to koi baat nahi......laikin aap thik nahi huy to do batain hoon gi...k aap zinda bachain gai k nahi ......Ager aap zinda bach gai to koi baat nahi......Laikin ager zinda na bach sakay to do batain hoon gi,....K aap Jannat main jain gai ya Jahanum main ..........Is liy aap Bike per baithnay say pehlay .......achi tarahn soch lain k Aap jannat main jain gai......ya Jahanum main jain gain,,,



khekekekekkek



waise is topic ko perh ker bhi 2 baatien ho sakti hain

eik yeh k koi hansey ga , ya koi nahi hansey ga ,,aur jab koi hansey ga to bhi 2 baatien ho sakti hain ............................


ya to hans hans kar pagal ho jaey ga ya nahin ho ga
agar pagal ho gya to koee baat nahin
agar na hooa to 2 batein hoon gee

Posted on 3/19/2004 8:47:29 PM

hmm agar hans ker pagal na hua tu koi baat nahi .. agar hoo gia tu 2 batain hoon gee..

ya tu us ko pagal kahany bijhwana paray ga .. ya wo yaheen hum saab ko bhee pagal karay ga..

agar pagal khanay chala gia to theek hai .. aur agar na gia tu 2 baatain hoon ge...........

Posted on 3/19/2004 9:05:20 PM

ya to us ka queeny se ilaj karwana parey ga,yaphir usey us k haal par chorna parey ga
us k haal par chhor dya to phir to theek ha
agar queeny se ilaj karwaya to 2 batein hon gee

Posted on 3/21/2004 10:06:05 AM

ya tu woh theek ho jaye ga .. ya phir ....


aur ager theek hogaya to koi baat nahi

ager na ho saka to phir 2 baatien hongi

Posted on 3/21/2004 11:41:17 AM

ya woh chup chap bed par para rahey ga
ya hum sab ka sar pharey ga
agar chup chap para raha to koee baat nahin
agar hum sab ka sar phara to 2 batein hoon gee

Posted on 3/21/2004 4:29:03 PM

ya tu hum saab kay sir paht jain gay
ya nahi pathay gay!

agar nahi pathay tu koi baat nahi ..
agar path gayay tu do batain hoon gee..


Posted on 3/21/2004 4:57:59 PM

ager phat gai to do batain hoon gi....pehli ye k dr Queeny ko check karwain ....ya na karwain ....ager nahi karwain gai to thik hai .......ager dr Queeny say check karwain gai to Do batain hoon ...........

Posted on 3/21/2004 10:05:35 PM