ME ... MY ADVICE

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Joan_of_Arc

Age: 124
Total Posts: 24
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Location:
Moldova, Moldova
1. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm
perfect. [:$]

2. If I save time, when do I get it back?   [LOL]

3. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone
equally.     [:s]

4. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.   [=D>]

5. The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

6. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your
absence. [8(]

7. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only
prevents you from enjoying it.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not
for you.   [LOL]

9. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines
who's left.    [xx(]

10. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.

11. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the
unexpected become the expected?

12. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your
stupidity.    [:(]

13.I was born intelligent - education ruined me.   [8(]

14.If it's true that we are here to help others, then,
what exactly are the others here for?   [;)]

15.Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright Until you hear them speak.   [}:)]


16.The Best of Provebs

Should women have children after 35?

No, 35 children are enough    [:^(]

17.Living on Earth may be expensive...
but it includes an annual free trip around the
Sun..   [:)]

18.Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep !    [|)]

19.A good discussion is like a miniskirt;
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough
to cover the subject    [=D>]

Posted 09 Mar 2004

Posted 10 Mar 2004

tarash says
achha hai
Posted 23 Mar 2004

Guest_005 says
guud one
Posted 23 Mar 2004

Saki says
lol...2 good yaar! though i don't believe in this one:

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
Posted 23 Mar 2004

~Fragi~ says
Living on Earth may be expensive...
but it includes an annual free trip around the
Sun..   


eite
Posted 23 Mar 2004

Ashii says
hehhehehehhee...
vvvvvv goood..


conscience
education


Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright Until you hear them speak.
so truuueeeeeeee
Posted 23 Mar 2004

friend_16 says
Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep !






Posted 24 Mar 2004

tarash says
ok im sleeping
Posted 25 Mar 2004

Guest_002 says
m also nobody
too good
Posted 26 Mar 2004

Posted 30 Mar 2004

Guest_005 says
tarash said:

ok im sleeping

ok so jao...
Posted 31 Mar 2004

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