ME ... MY ADVICE

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Joan_of_Arc

Age: 124
Total Posts: 24
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Location:
Moldova, Moldova
1. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm
perfect. [:$]

2. If I save time, when do I get it back?   [LOL]

3. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone
equally.     [:s]

4. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.   [=D>]

5. The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

6. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your
absence. [8(]

7. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only
prevents you from enjoying it.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not
for you.   [LOL]

9. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines
who's left.    [xx(]

10. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.

11. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the
unexpected become the expected?

12. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your
stupidity.    [:(]

13.I was born intelligent - education ruined me.   [8(]

14.If it's true that we are here to help others, then,
what exactly are the others here for?   [;)]

15.Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright Until you hear them speak.   [}:)]


16.The Best of Provebs

Should women have children after 35?

No, 35 children are enough    [:^(]

17.Living on Earth may be expensive...
but it includes an annual free trip around the
Sun..   [:)]

18.Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep !    [|)]

19.A good discussion is like a miniskirt;
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough
to cover the subject    [=D>]

Posted 09 Mar 2004

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