Tension Free Mind Says
Always Be Happy


Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor,
Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki dor,
Yeh dil maange more..Yeh dil maange more..


Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note
bichhaa deta hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note
bichhaa deta hoon
Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon..



Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ke kal raat maine itna kyon khaya?



WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI, HUM SADAK KE US PAR
THE; KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH WOH AAGE BADHI;
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE
BADHI;
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE
BADHI;
AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR WOH SADAK KE IS PAR
THI.



Aapne mere man se khela,
aapne mere tan se khela,
aapne mere dhan se khela
aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela...
well played! well played! well played!!



Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao........



Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?


Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai



before marrige
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
lekin mumtaz nahi milti.

after marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
lekin mumtaz nahi marti.




Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita;
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita;
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita.
tan theeta plus cos theete is equls to sin theeta



Tum aa gaye ho,
noor aa gaya hai;
chalo teeno movie dekhnay chalen.



Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke,
Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
Aur khuda tumse puche,
Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise?



Jise dil diya woh dehli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi;
dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le jalim,
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi.



Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,
badey joshh ke sath;
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi shhor ke sath;
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath,
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath.




kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.
chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote...


Arz kiya hai
Irshaad.Irshaad
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola:
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya.hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.\