Chaahay MSN ho, ya Yahoo!, ya AOL, one can see and fathom the immense amount of e-traffic visible and imaginable online. Almost everyday, one gets bombarded with instant messages or e/junk-mails from chaddi-waalay dost/yaars, la familia, companies soliciting viagra and promising growth for males and females, and random freaks that ask “asl?” … “What are you wearing?” … or “Do you want to do friendship?”
And of course, the super stars of our Pakistani music industry are not behind when it comes to technology. Almost all of them are found online. Bandbaja, being Bandbaja, caught up with all the stars to have a look at their thought-provoking away messages and screen-names (in no particular order and missing many others):
Away Messages:
Junoon: Won't be right back…
Aaroh: Trying to be right back…
Mizraab: Audiences hope we won’t be back…
Jal: Fighting over being back…
Noori: We Never Left!
Vital Signs: Error. Please message JJ for further details.
Junaid Jamshed (JJ): Being back is haram!
Ali Zafar: Channo Got Back...'I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie...'
Ali Haider: Be right back… must retouch lipstick…
Mekaal Hasan Band: We best be right back *****!
Karavan: Are we back yet?
Hadiqa Kiani: Be back with a mouth clamp…
Haroon: Faakhir ain’t comin’ back…
Fakhir: Haroon ain’t comin’ back…
Babar Shaikh: Eating your kids… be right back
eP: One of us is back...waiting for the other 15 band-mates.
Mizmaar: We swear we're here too...uff, NOT MIZRAAB... MIZMAAR!
