aik dafa aik bahri jahaz tofan main phanss gia.kaptaan nay kaha kay teen admi samandar main kood kar jaan ki qurbani dain tu jahaz buch sakta hai. aik sikh aik angraiz aur aik mirasii ko quraandazi kay zariay qurbani kay liay muntakhib kia gia. angraiz nay kaha.. oh god plz bless me---aur samandar main kood gia. sut sari akal---sikh nay nara lagaya aur woh bhi kood gia. mirasi nay dain bain daikha .. zoor say kaha "nara_a-takbeer" aur "ALLAH HO AKBAR "ka nara luga kar pass kharay hindu ko samandar main phaik dia.
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aik larki ko traffic constable nay ziada raftaar say gari chalannay ki khata par rook lia aur uss ka challan karnay kay liay poocha "app ka naam" larki nay aday_a_dilbariii say muskuratay hoay jawab dia"seema aur app ka??"
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mirasii nay nimaz shuru ki.har nimaaz kay baad ghar atta tu aik na aik gay ya bhainss mari pari hoti.do din main uss nay 10 nimazain parheen aur uss kay saray janwar mar gay ,sirf aik kata rah gia jo zoor zoor say gala phar kar chila raha tha-shaid akela honay ki waja say gahbra gia tha.mirasii jo kah pehlay hi jala bhuna hoa tha uss kay shoor say tung aa kar bola.abay chup ho ja ,tu tuuuu do nafloon ki maar hai ----- karoon wazooooo.
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aik dafa food inspectors ki team murghioon(hens) kay forms ka muaina karnay nikli.aur buhat say logoon ko fine bhi kia.aik mirasi ka bhi murghi khana tha.ussnay apnay app ko uss team kay tamam sawalat kay jawabat kay liay tyar kar lia.aur mind main har sawal ka jawab buna lia.jub inspection team mirasii kay murghi khanay par puhanchi tu unhoon nay murghioon ka muaina karnay kay baad kaha."app ki murghian buhat kamzoor hain lugta hai ap inhain khana main kuch sahi nahin daitay" mirasi jo kay mently tyar tha nay itmenen say jawab dia "nahin sir main tu inhain kuch ghalat nahin daita bulkay main tu inhain subha ko aik rupayya day daita hoon yeh jo chahain kha lain""
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acha tu phir sunoooooo............... aik professor nay churs pii lii.nashay main kahin toti hoi qabar main ja gira.zara aram mila tu soo gia.subha nasha utra.ankh khuli tu qabar say nikla.qabaristan ko ankhein phaar phaar kay daikha aur burburayya"ghazab khuda ka.yoom-a-mahshar aa gia main wahid murda hoon jo apni qabar say nikal ayya baqi murday bekhubar soo rahay hain"
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driving seekhnay kay liay aik shoqeen larki kafi dair say aik car kay pass intructor ka intezar kar rahi thi.jub kafi dair koi na ayya tu uss nay reception say poocha "kia baat hai ajj chuti tu nahin hai??" clirk na bataya "chuti tu nahin hai lakin adhay ghantay say 4 intructor appas main lar rahay hain kay app ko driving kon sikhay ga"
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barish main aik larka apnay hostel kay room main wapis ayya tu daikha us ka dostus ki barsati pehn kar bahior nikal raha tha.uss nay garaj kar kaha "tum nay meri ijazat kay baghair meri barsatiistimal karnay ki jurat kaisay ki"??? dost masomiat say bola "tu kia tum pasand karo gay kay tumhara sub say khobsorat suit barish main bheeg kar kharabho jay???"
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do admi motorcycle par ja rahay thay itefaq say accident ho giya.hospital lay jaya gia.doctor nay jub marhumpatti shuru ki tu aik nay bara shoor machaya ,cheekha chilaya aur hospital ko sir par utha lia. jub dosray ki barii aii tu woh chup chap pati bundhwata raha doctor nay sarhatay hoay kaha"yeh bhi tu insaan hai jiss nay himat kar kay sari takleef bardasht kar li hai kitna bahadur hai" yeh subkar zakhmi nay kaha "doctor saab !yeh baat nahin ,darasal main apnay dost ki cheekh-o-pukar sun kar dar gia tha aur main nay app ko bajay zakhmi paar kay acha paar marhum pati kay liay day dia""
kuch?
