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Guest_005

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Haan ji JB Police Station Open ho gia...hai ...Jis kisi ko Prop hoo...Yahan aa kar dasay ....


IG -- WOL

DIG.i -- FRAGI
DIG.ii --YAS

SSP ----hmmmm YOU Know na...

SP --- QV


Baki sab Constables hain .........hihihihihihilolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Haan ji Jaldi jaldi batao Apni Shikayatain ....

Posted 01 Jul 2004
Guest_005 says
Lo ji ab to uper say ..DIG ka order bhi aa gia...





Ab to kuch karna paray ga....
Posted 22 Jul 2004
~CHANDNI~ says
YAS DEVIL said:

friend 16 ko hiraasat mein lo zara
pooch gaach karni hai

...........ham sa   ho to samnay ayyy
ham sab ko    ahem ahem kar wadeyn gay
Posted 22 Jul 2004
~CHANDNI~ says
THE JUDGE SHOWS HIS CLASS



In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young lady was brought before the Judge to answer for a ticket given to her for driving through a red light.

She explained to his honour that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of
her case so she could get to the school on time.

A wild gleam came into the Judge's eyes. "You're a school teacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall
realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a school teacher in this court. Now sit down at that table and write 'I will
not drive through red lights' 500 times!"
Posted 22 Jul 2004
Guest_005 says
Posted 22 Jul 2004
friend_16 says
mujhay bhee likhna hai ye 500 times.. laiken main nay tu koi signal cross nahi kia..

DIG aur SSP .. mujhay kis khushee main pakar rahain hain ..?? main nay kia kia hai??
Posted 22 Jul 2004
~CHANDNI~ says
hm   koi hay jo mery sis ko hath laga yee   .. zara samnay to ayeeee
Posted 22 Jul 2004
friend_16 says
loo ji ab tu judgnee bhee meray saath hain ..
Posted 22 Jul 2004
~CHANDNI~ says
ham app kay   dil may   rahty hayn
    nahi nahi a
   app hamery dil may rahty ho
Posted 22 Jul 2004
saieen says
ab app pehlay faysla kur lain kon kis keh dil meh rehta hay :p
Posted 22 Jul 2004
Rain Man says
F16 aap ko iss liye arrest kiya gaya hai
cuz u haven't paid ur Police Taxez...
so come on now, pay it up
Posted 22 Jul 2004
javad says
ye paki police hai kiaa
Posted 23 Jul 2004
Guest_005 says
Ji nahi Ye JB police hai .....
Posted 23 Jul 2004
Rain Man says
Paki police ko double kardo
wohi JB police hoti hai
hum kuch zada hee taxez letay hain
Posted 23 Jul 2004
~CHANDNI~ says
YAS DEVIL said:

F16 aap ko iss liye arrest kiya gaya hai
cuz u haven't paid ur Police Taxez...
so come on now, pay it up





   oyee oyee   
judge kay samnay rishwat...
      
oyee kane may bate sono chalo muk muka kar laty hayn
Posted 24 Jul 2004
rao_buddy says
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted 24 Jul 2004
friend_16 says
aray janab pehlay ye to bataein kay kis kis nay tax dia hai agar saab nay day dia hai tu mujhay koi ateraaz nahi hai..
Posted 24 Jul 2004
rao_buddy says
friend-16 agar tum ko aitraz nahi to kisse ko bhi anhai
akhir tumhara dil bhi to rakhna ha
Posted 24 Jul 2004
~CHANDNI~ says
f16   dont worry   may hoon na
Posted 24 Jul 2004
friend_16 says
aray mujhay pata hai kay appa meray saath hain na .. n thanks rao-buddy app nay mera dil rakha...
Posted 24 Jul 2004
javad says
lekin phir bhiii kuch lenay dena kay beghair baaat khatam nahi hogii
Posted 24 Jul 2004
friend_16 says
acha tu javad app bata dein kia laina dena hai??
Posted 24 Jul 2004
Guest_005 says
JB ki Rani said:

YAS DEVIL said:

F16 aap ko iss liye arrest kiya gaya hai
cuz u haven't paid ur Police Taxez...
so come on now, pay it up





   oyee oyee   
judge kay samnay rishwat...
      
oyee kane may bate sono chalo muk muka kar laty hayn




judge khud rishwat laiti hai ..aur dosroon ka mana kar rahi ...

hain ..

abhi in k samnay rishwat ka naam lo...daikhna raal tapak paray giiii
Posted 25 Jul 2004
Guest_005 says
friend_16 said:

aray janab pehlay ye to bataein kay kis kis nay tax dia hai agar saab nay day dia hai tu mujhay koi ateraaz nahi hai..






tax doo batain na bannao ...nahi to arrest kar lia jai ga.......phir say aap ko ...ok ...
Posted 25 Jul 2004
friend_16 says
pehlay kaab arrest kia tha jo phir say..
Posted 25 Jul 2004
Guest_005 says
SSP ki baat mian mudakhlat ...


SSP ko jhuta kaha...

Aik aur case....

Bachii ab kahan bachooo gi ..Jb Police say Hohoaa
Posted 25 Jul 2004
friend_16 says
..jb police say hohaha .. har waqat tu hanstay rehtay hain .. .. pakrain gay kisay..

aur khabar daar jo mujhay haath lagaya judgene meray saath hain..
Posted 25 Jul 2004
Guest_005 says
judge ko main handle kar loon ga...fiker not ..

after she is my paroo....na
Posted 25 Jul 2004
friend_16 says
aray awein main court main koi kisi ka rishtadaar nahi hota...
Posted 25 Jul 2004
Guest_005 says
aur na hi koi dost hota hai ...jaisa k aap nay kaha..

ab phunsay na bachooooo   
Posted 25 Jul 2004
friend_16 says
aray nahi ji main nay kaab bola meri judgni say koi dosti hai ..













wo tu meri sis hai..
Posted 25 Jul 2004
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