lol goood ones

eh shrek u really need a teddy bear

eh shrek u really need a teddy bear

lol

hey shrek doin gr8 stuff at jb
or shall i say doin umar shareef stuff at jb

ha ha ha aik aur umar sharif

shrek:

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your black coffee?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

umer shareef ha ha ha ha

bas karo yar sharif keh keh ker sach much us ko sharif ker diya hai dekho ab woh atta hi nahi hai

aay e ga zarrorr aaye ga

lo ji agayaa sharif

javad tum bhi shareef ho nahin....

lo main aa gaya
yaar i m not umar shari f

WAH WAH

A For = Apple..

B For = Bara Apple..

C For = Chota Apple..

D For = Dosra Apple..

E For = Ek Or Apple..

F For = Free Ka Apple..

G For = Gol Apple..

H For.. = Hoooo Gaya Naa Pait Kharab.. Kaha Tha Na Itnay Sarey Apples Nahin Khao..:P

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Sochoooo acha Kauun Hai??

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Sonchoo Naaa Yarrrrrrr..!!

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Acha Thora Or Sonch Lo......

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The One Person Sitting On An English Toilet In An Pakistani Style..:P.. hahaha

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Mayawati Cames To Laloo's House.. With A Goat..

Laloo: Is bhens ko mere ghar kyun laye...

Maya: Dikhta nahin yeh bhens nahin bakri hai..

Laloo: Mein tum se nahin bakri se pooch raha hon..:D..

hahahahaha

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Ek Bachpan ka dost dosre dost se...

Marne k baad hum hell mein jaana pasand karein gey..

poocho kyun

Tum jaise dost heaven mein thori miltey hain..:P

hahahaha

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Stars + Moon = Romantic Night..

Birds + Sky = Lovely Day..

Forest + Animal = Beautiful World

And... You.. And YOur Smile = Darna Mana Hai... Ouch.! :P

hahahaha

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Ab Ek Lazeez Shair Hoo Jaye..;)

"Kia Aankhein Hain.. Kia Chehra Tum Ne paaya Hai..

Aese Laghta Hai Jese Peepal K Pair(tree) Se bhoot Uter aya Hai..."..haha

Yar.... Wah Wah to Ker doooo..

aray tt yaar kion sharif masoom bandyy kebary main esa bol rahy ho

tum shareef ho dil nahin manta

dil ko manao TT
warna kuch aur bhi ho sakta hai

kia ho sakta hay bheero

both of them were funny

kuch hua tt ke nahi

arayy kia ho raha hai

yeh to mujhe bhi nahin pata

to pata karo na

jab pata chale ga to bata doon ga

main tumhara wazan karooonga

47 kg

oppss itnaaaa ziadaaaa wazan

nahin yeh diteing kay baad hay

ahan
yaar main to 75 ka hoon

ooo 75 years old
very young old man
kisi aur keh pass koi acha stuff hai tu send karo
yaar main nai ek month pehlay yahan jb per buhat saray nick dekhay thay aur copy ker liay thay apnay pc per but i have lost it and cant find will any one help me
admin u plz