INDIAN MATHS

1.)
CSS + MSC + MBBS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT ..

2.)
An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

3.)
Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

4.)
4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie.

5.)
Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.

6.)
Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.

7.)
Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

8.)
1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

9.)
1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

10.)
1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

11.)
1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

12.)
One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.

13.)
One man + one woman = Isha Deol

14.)
Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

15.)
Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing + waiste of money = Devdas

16.)
New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie

17.)
Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder

18.)
Old heroes + old heroins = time pass

19.)
action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story= Indian superhit movie

20.)
Monkey + Elephant + Mouse = Indian's Bhagwan

21.)
Do aur do paanch = Indians ka maths

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